| Stall Scrawls - Bathroom Wall Quotes
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| One of the last untapped (and overlooked) sources of poetry is the stuff found on the stalls of the local bathroom. Sure, we've seen the usual crap, like "Call Betsy for a good time" or "My penis is huge" but occasionally while dropping the kids off at the pool we've seen genius at work. Perhaps even you have taken the time to write something creative, share it with us. Either way, read our user submitted collection of bathroom wall quotes from around the world. |
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| At TurdWords.Com, we've given you the opportunity to gain wisdom from the scrawlings of other scatalogically inclined people, such as yourself. Check out what your fellow visitors have recorded below or feel free to submit one of your own. |
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Shake it once thats nice,
Shake twice thats o.k.,
Shake it three times...
You're playin with your self again!!
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Submitted by: Arielle
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Added: 5/5/2003
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(1032 votes)
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Found At: SMS ( good charlotte song)
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Hickory dickory dock,
The mouse ran up the clock,
The mouse ran down,
It's ass was brown,
And so was the Cuckoo's Cock!
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Submitted by: DMBFCK
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Added: 5/8/2003
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(4338 votes)
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Found At: Work
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I Know this Ho
who loves to go
who loves it in her butt
cause she is a dirty slut
we did it for a while
she started to smile
as I hit a bump
Because the dumb bitch
Forget to take a dump
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Submitted by: A DarkWarriorXVIII Poem
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Added: 5/8/2003
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(965 votes)
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Found At: In a Gas Station stall
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There once was a man from Nantucket
his dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin.
If my ear was a cunt,
I would fuck it.
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Submitted by: Mark
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Added: 5/15/2003
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(1161 votes)
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Found At: heard at Boy Scout campout
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There once was a man named Dave
who kept a dead whore in a cave.
'Tho she smelled like shit
and had only one tit
think of the money he saved!
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Submitted by: kriz
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Added: 5/18/2003
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(1046 votes)
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Found At: The back of my skull
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Flush twice - it's a long way to the Bursar's office.
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Submitted by: jim
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Added: 5/28/2003
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(4743 votes)
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Found At: campus computer lab bathroom
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Sam, Sam, the lavatory man'
Assistant Superintendent of the Shithouse Can!
Flip, flop,
hear them drop!
Oooohh, Shithouse Blues!!
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Submitted by: Turd Burglar
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Added: 5/30/2003
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(1032 votes)
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Found At: Restaurant stall
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On the right side of the stall:
"If you like tennis look to the left."
On the left side of the wall: "If you like tennis look to the right"
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Submitted by: Paul Ferris
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Added: 5/31/2003
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(1027 votes)
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Found At: In an Irish bar when I was 15.
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Here i sit on the Porcelain god
As i poke and piddle with my rod
Tthe harder i go, the more it throbs
...wash your hands, i just jizzed on the door knob
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Submitted by: Shithouse Poet
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Added: 6/9/2003
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(1031 votes)
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Found At: High School Crapper
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Here I sit
Quite ill fated
Came to shit
But masturbated.
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Submitted by: Joe Prep
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Added: 6/11/2003
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(945 votes)
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Found At: School Stall
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Here i sit
Same as ever
Took a dump
Pulled the lever
The toilet clogged
The water flowed
Lookout world
Its a motherload
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Submitted by: Mastabeast
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Added: 6/18/2003
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(945 votes)
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Found At: School Stall
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Here I sit,
In the latrine,
I just gave birth,
to another Marine.
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Submitted by: bugoobiga
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Added: 6/19/2003
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(947 votes)
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Found At: Stall @ Naval Air Station, North Island
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If the pilgrims shot a bobcat instead of a turkey, we'd all be eating pussy for Thanksgiving.
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Submitted by: bugoobiga
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Added: 6/19/2003
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(946 votes)
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Found At: Stall @ Denny's
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Please dont throw your cigarette butts in the toliet, it makes them wet and soggy and hard to light.
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Submitted by: Darin F
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Added: 6/20/2003
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(3835 votes)
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Found At: bathroom wall at bar
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(written above the toilet seat-covers dispenser)
TAKE ONE - FREE COWBOY HATS
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Submitted by: bugoobiga
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Added: 6/20/2003
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(1048 votes)
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Found At: country western bar stall
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There was once a young woman from France,
who rode the South Shore just by chance,
The motorman sucked her,
The Conductor fucked her,
but the collector just came in his pants
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Submitted by: Ben Rohling
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Added: 6/21/2003
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(1633 votes)
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Found At: Lavatory of A NICTD/ South Shore line train
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Did you ever wonder if mom gave dad a blowjob, just before she kissed you goodnight?
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Submitted by: Ben Rohling
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Added: 6/21/2003
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(2039 votes)
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Found At: Hampshire IL t/a truckstop
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If it's yellow, let it mellow.
If it' brown, flush it down.Found at: Car dealership toilet
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Submitted by: ThE iCoN
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Added: 6/23/2003
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(1005 votes)
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There was a young girl named Alice,
who used a dynamite stick for a phallus-
They found her vagina in North Carolina,
and her asshole in Buckingham Palace!
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Submitted by: Freetime
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Added: 6/27/2003
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(1062 votes)
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Found At: A bathroom somewhere about a hundred years ago..
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There was young lady fom Wheeling,
who professed to lack sexual feeling-
But a cynic named Boris
just touched her clitoris,
And she had to be scraped off the ceiling!
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Submitted by: Freetime
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Added: 6/27/2003
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(1030 votes)
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Found At: Can't remember
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There once was a man named Grass,
whose balls were made of brass.
In stormy weather they banged together-
and lightning shot out of his ass.
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Submitted by: Freetime
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Added: 6/27/2003
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(1078 votes)
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Found At: read in a book somewhere
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There was a young man from Boston,
who drove around town in an Austin.
There was room for his ass and a gallon of gas-
but balls hung outside, so he lost 'em!
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Submitted by: freetime
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Added: 6/27/2003
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(1002 votes)
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Found At: Crapper stall somewhere in Georgia
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there was a young man from china
he wasn't a very good climber
he sliped on a rock
and split his cock
and now he's got a vigina.
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Submitted by: matty the brown
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Added: 7/4/2003
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(918 votes)
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Found At: me mam
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If you use this noble hall,
Use the paper, not the wall.
If by chance there is no paper,
Use your finger as a scraper.
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Submitted by: Mikey
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Added: 7/4/2003
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(932 votes)
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Found At: Made it up all by myself.
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Here I Sit none the wiser,
giving birth to a turdwords supervisor!
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Submitted by: Curran
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Added: 7/30/2003
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(849 votes)
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Found At: porta potty
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