| Stall Scrawls - Bathroom Wall Quotes
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| One of the last untapped (and overlooked) sources of poetry is the stuff found on the stalls of the local bathroom. Sure, we've seen the usual crap, like "Call Betsy for a good time" or "My penis is huge" but occasionally while dropping the kids off at the pool we've seen genius at work. Perhaps even you have taken the time to write something creative, share it with us. Either way, read our user submitted collection of bathroom wall quotes from around the world. |
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| At TurdWords.Com, we've given you the opportunity to gain wisdom from the scrawlings of other scatalogically inclined people, such as yourself. Check out what your fellow visitors have recorded below or feel free to submit one of your own. |
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be like dad
not like sis
lift the lid
before you piss
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Submitted by: cicatriz
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Added: 8/14/2003
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(1537 votes)
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Found At: Burma Shave signs
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this is a teepee
for going peepee
not a wigwam
for beating your tomtom
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Submitted by: cicatriz
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Added: 8/14/2003
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(4047 votes)
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Found At: cocopah bingo
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don't bother to squat-
just sit on the seat
cuz the crabs round here
can jump 15 feet!
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Submitted by: sandpaper
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Added: 8/28/2003
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(882 votes)
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Found At: poem recited before using public toilets
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Here I sit in perfect bliss,
listenin to the sound of piss,
now and then a fart is heard,
mingled with a DROPPING TURD!!!
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Submitted by: Sharkie
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Added: 9/4/2003
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(3887 votes)
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Found At: grandma told me when i was young
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Big Dick and Hairy Balls went to see Niagra Falls.
Big Dick Couldn't swim, so Hairy Balls pushed him in!!
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Submitted by: TAY
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Added: 9/7/2003
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(866 votes)
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Found At: School bathroom
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Stranded, stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl
What do you do when you're stranded
and there ain't nothin' on the roll?
To prove you're a man, you must wipe it with your hand.
Stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl.
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Submitted by: ToddyB
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Added: 9/8/2003
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(901 votes)
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Found At: Must have been a Willits rest stop
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Some come here to sit and think
and write upon the walls.
I come here to shit and stink
and rest my weary balls.
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Submitted by: Ed Tom
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Added: 9/14/2003
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(857 votes)
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Found At: Waffle House restroom
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Insert Baby For Full Refund
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Submitted by: Zach
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Added: 9/15/2003
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(918 votes)
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Found At: Condom machine @ a Citgo Shitter
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Old king kole was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he,
He got up one night and switched on the light to go to the W.C.
The W.C. was occupied and so was the kitchen sink,
It had to be done, It had to be done,
He went to the window and stuck out his bum,
Farmer white was walking by,
Heard the rumbling in the sky,
He looked up,
It came down,
Now they call him farmer brown!
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Submitted by: Ya mum
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Added: 9/17/2003
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(984 votes)
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Found At: Heard it from a friend.
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Big or small,
Thick or thin,
Vaseline will get it in,
In the night there came a scream:
"Who put the sand in the vaseline???"
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Submitted by: Genny
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Added: 9/19/2003
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(3976 votes)
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Found At: Pickering High School
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There i sat,
upon my bum,
my face so red,
my ass so numb.
So there i was,
broken hearted,
i pushed so hard,
but only farted.
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Submitted by: Sweet-T
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Added: 9/19/2003
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(4339 votes)
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Found At: Made it up a few minutes ago on the crapper
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Mary had a little sheep...
And with the sheep she went to sleep...
The sheep turned out to ba a Ram...
And Mary had a little lamb...
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Submitted by: CB
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Added: 9/26/2003
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(871 votes)
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Found At: ?
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Do you like Big Boobs? These hefty's are looking for you.
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Into the family drinking well
Willie pushed his sister, Nell.
She's there yet, because it kilt 'er.
Now they have to buy a filter!
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Submitted by: CB
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Added: 9/26/2003
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(808 votes)
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Found At: A galaxy far, far away...
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If you sit
Take a shit
If you piss
Please don't miss
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Submitted by: Kyle
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Added: 10/3/2003
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(884 votes)
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Found At: made it up
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Here i sit to take a shit
I notice my turds displace water
but none the less
i will not run down the hall
with my pants at my ankles
yelling Ureak!
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Submitted by: Zach
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Added: 10/6/2003
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(819 votes)
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Found At: university Bathroom stall
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Tryin to piss,
With no luck,
Staring at the urinal puck,
How will i ever,
Piss at all,
With this schmo staring,
At my balls?
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Submitted by: Keena
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Added: 10/7/2003
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(868 votes)
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Found At: Pick'n'Save
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(Writen on "DO NOT USE" Label above broken urinal.)
Please fix me i'm thirsty.
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Submitted by: The Snowman
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Added: 10/12/2003
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(952 votes)
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Found At: Work
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Hickory Dickory Dock...
The bitch was sucking my cock..
The clock struck two
and I dropped my goo..
and let her off at the end of the Block!
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Submitted by: Snapple
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Added: 10/18/2003
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(879 votes)
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Found At: Grinnel College ass bowl
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It's better to fart and bare the shame
then not to fart and bare the pain
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Submitted by: Cailean
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Added: 10/22/2003
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(1502 votes)
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Found At: on my stall
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Turds descending from my ass
With tiny parachutes that land with a splash.
Some will sink, and some will swim.
The rest will dry upon the rim.
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Submitted by: UgLeeVII
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Added: 10/23/2003
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(1537 votes)
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Found At: Can't remember
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I once knew a guy from Bel Air
Who was doing his gal on the stair
the bannister broke
so he doubled his stroke
and finished her off in mid-air
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Submitted by: Bob Pigment
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Added: 10/29/2003
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(4110 votes)
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Found At: Melody's
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jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marawana.
on top of the hill jack asked jill if she wanted to have some fun.
stupid jill forgot the pill and now they have a son
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Submitted by: chris
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Added: 10/31/2003
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(875 votes)
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Found At: port a potty
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Be an Adult
not a kid
hit the toilet
not the lid
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Submitted by: Johnny
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Added: 11/5/2003
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(888 votes)
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Found At: Camp Manitou Maine cabin bathroom
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There once was a man from cape
who thought he would bugger an ape
tell the ape said you fool
you've got a square tool
you've buggered my ass out of shape
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Submitted by: Sagecocks
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Added: 11/12/2003
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(861 votes)
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There once was a man from Hence
Whose balls were truly immense
One day while playing soccer
He dropped his left knocker
And kicked it right over the fenceFound at: Oprah
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Submitted by: Sagecocks
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Added: 11/12/2003
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(822 votes)
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