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p shirt Added: 6/18/2003 Noun  
When you tuck the bottom of a t shirt into your pants, and the drippers leave a ...
Submitted by: John 8,003 views 2.36 = p shirt Star p shirt Star (11 votes)

P.A.D.S. Added: 8/13/2004 Noun  
Pissing Anxiety Disorder (a funny knock on SIDS or SARS). Stagefrieght.
Submitted by: Weirton 7,272 views 2.00 = P.A.D.S. Star P.A.D.S. Star (6 votes)

P.A.M. Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
When you fuck a girl in her pussy ass then mouth.
Submitted by: The Poet 4,843 views 3.40 = P.A.M. Star P.A.M. Star P.A.M. Star (20 votes)

P.B.J. (Peanut Butter & Jelly) Added: 3/20/2003 Noun  
When a girl has her period and takes a shit, the resulting product in the bowl ...
Submitted by: Leo Bevy 10,416 views 2.91 = P.B.J. (Peanut Butter & Jelly) Star P.B.J. (Peanut Butter & Jelly) Star P.B.J. (Peanut Butter & Jelly) Star (11 votes)

P.C.D. Added: 2/5/2004 Noun  
Public Cum Dumpster. A dirty skank so overused she is considered a public cum d...
Submitted by: KelleyD 7,438 views 2.33 = P.C.D. Star P.C.D. Star (92 votes)

P.O.P Luck Added: 3/9/2004 Noun  
Poop On Penis occurs after having anal sex with your lover, and as you finish an...
Submitted by: C-Man 7,700 views 2.38 = P.O.P Luck Star P.O.P Luck Star (13 votes)

P.O.T. Added: 1/30/2006 Noun  
(pull out target) a tattoo located above a chicks ass.
Submitted by: czekaj 36,135 views 2.11 = P.O.T. Star P.O.T. Star (19 votes)

P.P.D. Added: 2/6/2003 Noun  
Post-penis drip. A very noticable small wet stain left in the front of your jean...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 9,279 views 2.50 = P.P.D. Star P.P.D. Star P.P.D. Star (12 votes)

P.T.T. Added: 10/7/2003 Noun  
Personal Touch Time, time to jack off
Submitted by: joseph momma 6,816 views 1.46 = P.T.T. Star (13 votes)

pace car Added: 12/18/2004 Noun  
pace car - the slow un-aerodynamic leading turd that once out of the way, allows...
Submitted by: Charles Rice 6,918 views 1.40 = pace car Star (15 votes)

pack your own lunch Added: 6/30/2004 Verb  
suck your own dick
Submitted by: pope 6,956 views 2.50 = pack your own lunch Star pack your own lunch Star pack your own lunch Star (12 votes)

Packin' lunch Added: 11/30/2004 Verb  
When a guy jerks off in a condom and feeds the contents to their partner.
Submitted by: chi 'n bith 6,723 views 1.67 = Packin' lunch Star Packin' lunch Star (9 votes)

packing bags Added: 10/18/2004 Verb  
stuffing your balls into a girls pussy.
Submitted by: duckdog 6,288 views 2.15 = packing bags Star packing bags Star (13 votes)

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Packing Heat Added: 11/14/2002 Verb Click to listen to Packing Heat
When you have to take a dump and you can't because of time, constipation, or ner...
Submitted by: Tom 9,069 views 2.09 = Packing Heat Star Packing Heat Star (11 votes)

Packing Her Peanuts Added: 12/28/2005 Noun  
Ass busting when you know she's got turds up there and you can feel your hammer ...
Submitted by: Pirate 37,005 views 1.86 = Packing Her Peanuts Star Packing Her Peanuts Star (36 votes)

Padlock, The Added: 9/20/2004 Noun  
Sticking your dick up your own ass
Submitted by: El CiD 7,418 views 3.10 = Padlock, The Star Padlock, The Star Padlock, The Star (10 votes)

Padussy Added: 11/27/2002 Noun Click to listen to Padussy
the after-aroma of a long night of hardcore sex.
Submitted by: 10,723 views 1.15 = Padussy Star (41 votes)

Page Turner Added: 4/14/2009 Noun  
A dump that takes so long that you can read a whole book before you're done
Submitted by: tree 4,495 views 2.57 = Page Turner Star Page Turner Star Page Turner Star (21 votes)

Pagina Added: 5/19/2004 Noun  
A penis with a vagina in place of the dickhole. You may stick pubic hairs in it...
Submitted by: Will U. Marryme 7,385 views 3.25 = Pagina Star Pagina Star Pagina Star (16 votes)

Paid Vacation Added: 5/3/2004 Noun  
When you take a dump at work...
Submitted by: Matt Williams 7,381 views 3.46 = Paid Vacation Star Paid Vacation Star Paid Vacation Star (50 votes)

paint brush Added: 4/10/2007 Noun  
To lick a girl starting from her butt and going all the way to her pussy and bac...
Submitted by: xchandlerx 36,894 views 3.56 = paint brush Star paint brush Star paint brush Star paint brush Star (107 votes)

Paint peeler Added: 5/5/2003 Noun  
A fart that stinks so bad it makes the paint buckle on the wall.
Submitted by: psykofax 8,208 views 2.15 = Paint peeler Star Paint peeler Star (13 votes)

paint the walls Added: 1/13/2003 Verb  
To withdraw your penis from the vagina just before you cum and blow your load on...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 8,518 views 1.80 = paint the walls Star paint the walls Star (15 votes)

Paint your nails Added: 8/8/2003 Verb  
1. fingering a girl while she's on her period. 2. a girl masturbating while on h...
Submitted by: Da Sparrow 7,263 views 3.33 = Paint your nails Star Paint your nails Star Paint your nails Star (9 votes)

Paintball Added: 7/1/2004 Noun  
when you you think you're going to fart, and then you shit in your underwear, th...
Submitted by: Jason 7,246 views 1.40 = Paintball Star (15 votes)

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