 Hot Air Popcorn Pooper |
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 Definition 1: An action where a large pipe is inserted into the anus, and a 1/2" hemp rope is slid into the pipe. The pipe is then removed, with the rope remaining in the rectum. The rope is then yanked out at speeds rivaling that of an SR-71 spyplane, with the intent of causing enough friction heat to cause the corn kernels in the feces to explode into a healthy popcorn snack. Not to be combined with salt or butter. |
 Usage Example: I was too pissed to drive to 7-11 for some movie munchies last Friday, so I used a slamming door to perform the Hot Air Popcorn Pooper on myself. I was quite happy when I discovered my efforts had yielded caramel popcorn. |
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Submitted by Miles Long
on 2/15/2005
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