Definition 1: After rigorous fucking in a tent with an old lady on a cold fall night, your cum laden cock can rest and keep warm next to the old lady's colostomy bag.
Usage Example: I was so lucky Gretchen had just pee'd in her colostomy bag, my dripping cock nestled in her 88 degree colostomy cock warmer.
Colostomy Cock Warmer
Definition 1: After rigorous fucking in a tent with an old lady on a cold fall night, your cum laden cock can rest and keep warm next to the old lady's colostomy bag.
Usage Example: I was so lucky Gretchen had just pee'd in her colostomy bag, my dripping cock nestled in her 88 degree colostomy cock warmer.
