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Turdword: Rusty Heindlich, The Rusty Heindlich, The   Noun

Rusty Heindlich, The Definition Definition 1: The Rusty Heindlich is a staple sex manuever in middle America. This technique most commonly occurs between a man (henceforth known as "the party of the first part") and a woman (henceforth known as "the party of the second part"). The two parties engage in sexual activity in the back seat of a 25 to 40 year old automobile (American made, of course). The car must be running with the stereo at an acceptible and romantic volume. The music selection is very important. It must be classic rock from the same era as the car. At some point in the proceedings, the party of the first part must anally penetrate the party of the second part. The climax of The Rusty Heindlich comes when the party of the first part breaks his dick off in the ass of the party of the second part. This final part of the maneuver is commonly known as "breaking it off." Reacquisiton of the dick is not necessary for the sucessful completion of The Rusty Heindlich, although it is highly recommended.
Rusty Heindlich, The Example Usage Usage Example: "I gave his sister The Rusty Heindlich in the back seat of a 1977 Ford Grenada (beige) with Golden Earring ("Radar Love") playing in the background."

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