Definition 1: Massively enflamed external hemorrhoids on each side of the anus (resemebling white blobs of snow) that cause extreme discomfort, typically the result of a change in one's diet due to travel.
Usage Example: After spending two weeks in Wisconsin eating enough cheese to bind up a small horse, I usually get a nasty case of moguls trying to force out bound up turds.
Moguls
Definition 1: Massively enflamed external hemorrhoids on each side of the anus (resemebling white blobs of snow) that cause extreme discomfort, typically the result of a change in one's diet due to travel.
Usage Example: After spending two weeks in Wisconsin eating enough cheese to bind up a small horse, I usually get a nasty case of moguls trying to force out bound up turds.
