Definition 1: [see also "Spork"]
The dried glob of semen that sometimes clogs the tip of your pecker the morning after sex, causing your piss to shoot out in two (or more) different directions.
Usage Example: Jack began to take his morning piss, but the spork in the road caused him to piss all over his foot and the wall at the same time.
Spork in the road
Definition 1: [see also "Spork"]
The dried glob of semen that sometimes clogs the tip of your pecker the morning after sex, causing your piss to shoot out in two (or more) different directions.
Usage Example: Jack began to take his morning piss, but the spork in the road caused him to piss all over his foot and the wall at the same time.
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