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Wooden Alarm Clock, The
Noun
Definition 1:
After successfully convincing a woman to stay the evening with you in your bed, you awaken her by poking her with your rock hard boner.
Usage Example:
As opposed to have suzzie start her day with the unpleasant scream of my alarm, i opted to wake her with the wooden alarm clock
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on 4/27/2004
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Wooden Alarm Clock, The
Definition 1: After successfully convincing a woman to stay the evening with you in your bed, you awaken her by poking her with your rock hard boner.
Usage Example: As opposed to have suzzie start her day with the unpleasant scream of my alarm, i opted to wake her with the wooden alarm clock
