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Turdword: Goatbeard Goatbeard   Noun

Goatbeard Definition Definition 1: When you take a really raunchy shit, (one that splatters everywhere)and you do not wipe, so that the shit particles begin to get matted in your ass hair. Once it has a good beard length to it, you cut it off and slap it on your sleeping girlfriend's chin.
Goatbeard Example Usage Usage Example: That bitch fell asleep last night before I blew my load, so I gave her a nice little goat beard.

Submitted by Drunk Tony & Humpdiggity on 1/21/2004   2.20 = Goatbeard Star Goatbeard Star (5 votes)

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