Definition 1: When a person has not bathed nor changed underwear for at least a week, the resulting ass itch is said to resemble a gerbil gnawing at one's rectum.
Usage Example: Man, after Linda left me, I went into a deep depression for 3 weeks; I didn't even get outta bed. Boy, did I not think that one through: now I got major gerbil rectum.
gerbil rectum
Definition 1: When a person has not bathed nor changed underwear for at least a week, the resulting ass itch is said to resemble a gerbil gnawing at one's rectum.
Usage Example: Man, after Linda left me, I went into a deep depression for 3 weeks; I didn't even get outta bed. Boy, did I not think that one through: now I got major gerbil rectum.
