Definition 1: When you hate to eat pussy you put peanut butter on your ladies twat and let your dog lick it while she gives you head.
Usage Example: RB: Come buddy time for the peanut pooch, Man you got a big tongue.
MB: Awesome, I love your bald head let me give you a Rogaine Sanchez.
Peanut Pooch
Definition 1: When you hate to eat pussy you put peanut butter on your ladies twat and let your dog lick it while she gives you head.
Usage Example: RB: Come buddy time for the peanut pooch, Man you got a big tongue.
MB: Awesome, I love your bald head let me give you a Rogaine Sanchez.
