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 Definition 1: When life is getting you down and your skin is loosing its elasticity, sometimes its easy to slip into a saggy hammock of depression ans self doubt. Its often at times like this when people find themselves resorting to the quirier possibilities of bodily reconfiguration and exploration. A prime example of such a phenomenom is the Gooch Pooch!!!
By maintaining a diet very very high in fibre and admittedly dangerously low in fluids it is possible to produce a stool that is of a firm yet maleable consistency. The stool can be moulded into any desired shape, in this case a pooch or canine. The resulting sculpture is then dipped in wax, allowed to set then strapped to the perineum with leather, velcro, canvas or any other suitable material ( I once met a lad who had used the placenta of a 43 year old goat!). The 'Gooch Pooch' can be used in a variety of situations, comical, educational, dramatic or even fetishistic! |
 Usage Example: I'd always had a thing for Umensa. Despite her woolen overalls and sunflower yellow shower cap I managed to find solice in the rainbow undies that ruffled, on occasion through the crytalised sweat of her armpits. It wasn't until we spent a dark evening in an elevator shaft that I found myself handling her rather sizable and antique gooch pooch. We are currently sailing to Uganda in a yacht made of corn cobs and frozen methane cubes. |
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Submitted by King of Love
on 12/15/2009
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