Definition 1: You stick your finger into a butthole, then pull it out covered in fecal matter and say "My Precious!" admiring your poop finger as if it was the ring.
Usage Example: Number 1 shut up, number 2 get in the van, and number 3 bend over so I can Bilbo Baggins your ass the entire ride home.
Bilbo Baggins
Definition 1: You stick your finger into a butthole, then pull it out covered in fecal matter and say "My Precious!" admiring your poop finger as if it was the ring.
Usage Example: Number 1 shut up, number 2 get in the van, and number 3 bend over so I can Bilbo Baggins your ass the entire ride home.
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