 Shit Baseball |
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 Definition 1: Preferably played with a partner, when taking a shit, look down before flushing and take a rough estimate of how long in inches your shit is.
less than 3" = strike
3"-6" = single
6"-9" = double
9"-12" = triple
12"-14" = home run
over 14" = grand slam
diarrhea = rain out
farts = outs
3 farts = a loss
Finally, if it goes down the tube and you can't tell how long it is, consider it a ground rule double. Play Ball! |
 Usage Example: 1. "Hey want to go play some shit baseball?"
2. "What did you bat?"
"Two singles, a triple, and one strike" |
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Submitted by Graves
on 4/14/2009
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