 Velvet Hat Trick |
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 Definition 1: The velvet hat trick is actually a play on "the Gordie Howe Hat Trick" rather than the traditional hockey 3-goal hat trick. Velvet refers to the vagina and for those who aren't familiar with hockey, a Gordie Howe hat trick is when a player scores a goal, makes an assist, and gets in a fight in the same game. Thence came the velvet hat trick:
1) Goal: Vaginal Intercourse to completion
2) Assist: Cunnilingus after item 1 (kinda goopy i'd think)
3) Fight: Fisting intravaginally |
 Usage Example: After receiving a velvet hat trick, Lynne was uncomfortable sitting down for 3-4 days. |
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Submitted by Hans Luber
on 4/10/2007
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