Definition 1: When your girl has a fever, take a dump in a plastic bag and freeze it. Next, fuck her while applying the cooling crap compress to her forehead. Then, wait for your "thank you".
Usage Example: My bitch gets sick every flu season, so I always keep a cold carl compress in the freezer for when I gets horny.
Cold Carl Compress
Definition 1: When your girl has a fever, take a dump in a plastic bag and freeze it. Next, fuck her while applying the cooling crap compress to her forehead. Then, wait for your "thank you".
Usage Example: My bitch gets sick every flu season, so I always keep a cold carl compress in the freezer for when I gets horny.
