 Towin' The Timber |
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 Definition 1: Shitting one's pants and not having the opportunity to immediately empty your britches and cleanse the ol' asshole. |
 Usage Example: I was out fishing last weekend on Lake Minnetonka with ol' Smitty when I farted and shit my pants. Being that he was catching a load of fish, I had to tow the timber for nearly three hours until we docked at Mabel's Marina allowing me to use the facilities for a much needed cleanup. In the true spirit of "Payback is hell", I secretly planted my shitty britches in the trunk of Smitty's Ford galaxy. |
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Submitted by Yingus
on 6/25/2005
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