Definition 1: You meet a woman on the internet for a discreet visit in a cheap motel room and her vagina is so dry you have to squash the zits on her back and use the gooey juices for lubrication.
Usage Example: JudyWetForYou2002 wasn't so wet when I met her at the cheap motel, and she forced me to do the Internet Squash on her vagina.
Internet Squash, The
Definition 1: You meet a woman on the internet for a discreet visit in a cheap motel room and her vagina is so dry you have to squash the zits on her back and use the gooey juices for lubrication.
Usage Example: JudyWetForYou2002 wasn't so wet when I met her at the cheap motel, and she forced me to do the Internet Squash on her vagina.
