Definition 1: when someone's dog craps on your yard, you wrap your hand in a plastic bag and take the little clean catch and smear it non-shalontly on their doorway. This also works good at bad parties and abortion clinics.
Usage Example: My neighbor's dog took a dirty download on my front lawn, and you better believe i gave him a shitty moses
Shitty Moses
Definition 1: when someone's dog craps on your yard, you wrap your hand in a plastic bag and take the little clean catch and smear it non-shalontly on their doorway. This also works good at bad parties and abortion clinics.
Usage Example: My neighbor's dog took a dirty download on my front lawn, and you better believe i gave him a shitty moses
