Definition 1: Somebody with the ability to determine what one had to eat after simply smelling one of the farts or shits.
Usage Example: I can't get anything past my wife. The bitch is a fortune smeller, and with one whif of my stench, she knew I broke my diet and ate at Jack in the Box.
Fortune smeller
Definition 1: Somebody with the ability to determine what one had to eat after simply smelling one of the farts or shits.
Usage Example: I can't get anything past my wife. The bitch is a fortune smeller, and with one whif of my stench, she knew I broke my diet and ate at Jack in the Box.
