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Turdword: Irish alarm clock Irish alarm clock   Noun

Irish alarm clock Definition Definition 1: The act of bare-ass squatting over someone's face whilst they sleep, after a night of heavy drinking. From here, you yell out their name and violently punch them in the balls so that they jerk forward in pain, leaving them prime for a wicked egg-fart directly on the mouth/nose.
Irish alarm clock Example Usage Usage Example: "Murphey was so distraught USC kicked our ass again, so I gave him an Irish Alarm Clock."

Submitted by Les on 1/29/2007   1.26 = Irish alarm clock Star (34 votes)

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