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By Sidharth
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from next to the machine
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Comment posted: 12/16/2005
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Holy cow! The Shlushy Machine is in need of some more Shum. Please help!
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 11/17/2005
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I agree, there are a lot of great turdwords here now worth using in daily conversation with the crew. Deuce Of Spades, yeah, I can see the possibility of some racial uproar, but then again, the phrase "black as the ace of spades" is pretty commonplace and doesn't seem to stir up any racial shitpot. Deuce Of Clubs is exceptional when referring to a big tarry black turd when left in a nightclub or bar shitter, hence Deuce of 'Clubs'.
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By The Warden
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from My Dungeon
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Comment posted: 11/17/2005
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Lyle, Deuce of Clubs is the Politically Correct Deuce. Deuce of Spades is the one I submitted a long time back, but I'm sure Eddie was scared off using it. There are at least 150 really good TWs now, but the newbies always think their word should be on top with 11 votes and 25 views. Look at the view counts on the Top 100... 2, 3, 4, 5 and more thousand views Some of these words have earned their spot for a couple years or more.
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 11/17/2005
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I find myslef using the term "Deuce Of Clubs" a lot too! My friends and my wife think I am fucked up... that would be a correct assumption.
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By Dustin Chewy
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Comment posted: 11/16/2005
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BTW Warden.....your deuce of clubs isnt doing to shabby either!!!
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By Dustin Chewy
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Comment posted: 11/16/2005
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Whats up Warden? I havnt been here in a while but I'm sure that MoneyKindaSucks dude tried what so many have tried and got caught. You caught a couple of my words when I was a turdword new fish but I learned my lesson fast and it payed off. Hopefully your community services will do the same for other new fish?
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By The Warden
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from My Dungeon
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Comment posted: 11/16/2005
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Congrats on a #1 word, DC. I thought you'd like to see how I grossed out MoneyKindaSucks for pumping his word about Yak-Sak or something like that. Put MoneyKindaSucks into the author search cuz he's moved it out of the bottom 100. I think I outdid myself insulting the dude.
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By marc
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Comment posted: 10/17/2005
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i think the snow is just "slush" with only one "H", like a slurpee, so dont worry about it.
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By Dustin Chewy
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Comment posted: 10/17/2005
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You know....I never even thought about the snow shlush! I just put the words shit and flush together and got shlush. I cant believe I never thought of that.
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By Unknown
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Comment posted: 10/16/2005
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I agree with Steve, but this also makes me think of winter driving!!!
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By Steve
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Comment posted: 9/21/2005
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So simple and so true, Dustin! Damn guest bathrooms are always down the hall, near the dining room or living room.
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By danno
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Comment posted: 9/5/2005
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I love how you word that lyle it is brilliantly funny!
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By Dustin Chewy
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Comment posted: 9/5/2005
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Yeah...I wish people in public bathrooms would shlush more often so I dont have to hear it! Especially in those public bathrooms where you could hear a mouse fart! The least they can do is put a fan or something in there to break the silence.
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By noni mous
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from pay stall #3
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Comment posted: 9/3/2005
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Hey it happens at work too! Ever try to time your farts or drop a deuce just as the guy in the next stall flushes? It also levels the old playing field when some mucky-muck arrogant boss comes into the john while you are washing up, goes into a stall and the next thing you hear is a loud fart as he takes his power dump! You realize he's no better than anyone else.
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By Dustin Chewy
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Comment posted: 9/3/2005
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You know what Lyle, the worst part of these shitting emergencies that come upon us sometimes is that I know its going to happen many many more times in the future and that scares the hell out of me because no matter how many times it happens...you NEVER get away with it!lol
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 9/2/2005
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LOL! Y'know, Dustin, my old lady has become just as bad (or as good, depending on which side of the coin you place your bet) as me. She farts, stuccos the bowl, belches etc just like the rest of my crew. 20 years back, she was a cycle queen.... now, she is one of the pack, and can probably outshit any of us. It is rathe rhandy though in one sense, and that is that the spackles on the shitter bowl are not automatically blamed on me. Since wifey hasn't hit menopause yet, and her turkish taffy rivals that of Godzilla even on a good day, I can easily get away with blaming her for the stucco in the can. :D
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By Dustin Chewy
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Comment posted: 9/2/2005
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I have had this happen so many times I had to name it something. I guess people learn certain "tactics" when in emergency situations like this one! My wife thinks its the funniest thing in the world when something like this happens to me! I always tell her she wouldnt be laughing if she had a mans shitting habits!!!We are at the mercy of our ass sometimes! These situations ALWAYS make great stories though!
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By Unknown
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Comment posted: 8/4/2005
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LOL! This probably happens to all of us!
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