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By cjbutternuts
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from HB
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Comment posted: 9/9/2005
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i got to tell you i was looking for the best way to keep my women quiet. and i think that this is it. the ass grenade everybody. this is the most effective way to get out of any conversation. senorjerky - who ever you are... your a genious.
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By Ass fan
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from ASSSpen
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Comment posted: 9/9/2005
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Yeah, I knew the first definition was the right one. We'll fart into our glove and lob them at the ski lift operators whenever we go snowboarding.
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By GameDayToday
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from Fantasy Football
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Comment posted: 9/9/2005
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Senorjerky is the man!!!
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 4/12/2005
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Y'know, I really have to hand it to The Warden. Thanks for putting this incorrect word in the "dungeon", as you call it. As a token of good will, should you ever want to force ColinC to choke on your cob, let me know, I'd be more than glad to knock the lil' shit's teeth down his throat so his sphincter feels the bite instead of your rod. Peace out.
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 4/6/2005
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Rusty Sheriffs badge, that IS bloody funny!
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By The Warden
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from My Dungeon
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Comment posted: 4/6/2005
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Agreed. I prefer Lipton Cup-O-Fart 1,000 to 1 over this word. Won't be easy with all those votes, but I've been busting the bulgarian knuckledragger over his last 4 "number 1" words which are in the Dungeon now. If you've got a decent babe, why do you ruin it by throwing her a cuppie anyway? Cupping farts is a guy-to-guy thing when you're in 6th grade. No wonder the middle school babes like me, the way those creeps act.
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 4/5/2005
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Well go figure, some little shit went on a voting spree. Funny how it happened right as school was back in... must be kiddies on the school PC's. Don't let the teacher catch you goofing off there little fellas, you might get a frownie face sticker on your report cards!
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By Dimebag
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Comment posted: 4/5/2005
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looks like we need The Warden to take care of the dogknob who multi-voted this word to the top. whaddya say Warden?
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By LaWanda
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Comment posted: 4/1/2005
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I reach around and cup a good fart and deliver my Ass Grenades with the customers Happy Meals.
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By James
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Comment posted: 4/1/2005
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I have pinched many ass grenades in my time, most of which have had similar resemblance to my trusty old pal, the pineapple grenade. The only difference being, of course, that the ass grenade is very unpleasant to handle, and therefore often explodes whiule still in the bunker. Soldiers call that a real shitty deal.
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By Angus
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from Baton Rouge
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Comment posted: 3/31/2005
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I was in da baff tub and gave an Ass Grenade to myself. Luckily I was wearing a snorkel or i might have drowned. Bath tub fartssis are the worse.
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By Unknown
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Comment posted: 3/31/2005
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Gave an Ass Grendade to my boss today. Handed him my report and relesed the gases from 3 Chulupas and a Nachos Supreme. Ahh, gotta love it.
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By Donkey Puncher
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Comment posted: 3/30/2005
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I'd love to see Lyle smear dog logs all over that kids face! It would be worth 5 god damn stars!
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 3/28/2005
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Ok lets see, you gave some shit to some gay men, then you also gave some to me and a few others. Well, I thank you for your kind donation of turds, I think I'll add it to the bag of dog shit in the tool shed, and depending on how generous I am feeling, I might just wash your face with a big mittful of it. It would be a hell of an improvement.
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By pedro
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from ur moms bush
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Comment posted: 3/23/2005
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Ur 1 sick fuck, matter o fact all u fags r retarted, i dont even no y im on this pathetic cum loving, pussy allergic little whiny bitches cite. Go fuck urselves with a big RED RUBBER DICK!!!!!
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By Would the REAL ASS G
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from Please stand up
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Comment posted: 3/23/2005
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Definition 2: Wrong, wrong, wrong. Definitely a misinformed, taintless, assclown added that one to an already perfect definition. Shall you receive endless ass grenades unexpectantly thrown your way. Better start wearing a gas mask!
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 3/22/2005
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Actually, "ass grenade" was a term we used when I was a kid, which is probably something to the tune of 30 years before you little fuckers were even born. So just because you are ignorant of the real definition of the word doesn't mean that you are right in thinking it is a fart. An Ass Grenade always has been, still is, and always will be nothing more than a chunk of crap. It doesn't need to be thrown or anything either. Haven't you ever heard anyone say "gotta go pull the pin on an ass grenade" before? It means they have to take a dump. I wouldn't be surprised if "Ass Grenade" was being used even long before I was born too. I bet if I asked the old bastard across the street, he'd tell me they used the term in WWII to describe a shit in the battlefield. So I am sorry to say, but the author of this word was just unaware that he had the definition wrong. To change the meaning of this archaic word is like suddenly deciding the word "cock" now means "elbow".
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By Ass fan
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from ASSSpen
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Comment posted: 3/21/2005
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Yeah, I knew the first definition was the right one. We lob them at the ski lift operators whenever we go snowboarding.
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By The Real Ass Grenade
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from Floater
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Comment posted: 3/21/2005
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Definition 2: Wrong, wrong, wrong. Definitely a misinformed, taintless, assclown added that one to an already perfect definition. Shall you receive endless ass grenades unexpectantly thrown your way. Better start wearing a gas mask!
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By Tainted Love
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Comment posted: 3/21/2005
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Wrong! An ass grenade is a dump that is farted out so hard that it makes a great arc, only to land on a target. You can ass grenade off a bridge with fantastic results, or even off a mountain if you aren't afraid of heights. I think a great ass grenade would be off of mount fuji onto all of those dumb nipsters below who decided it would be a good idea to build a city beneath a volcano. "Bah, it's been dormant for 300 years, who's ever gonna expect that mound to erupt and launch moho all over us?". Little did the nipsters know, Bubba O'Reiley was up on the cliff just itching to launch an ass grenade at the townsfolk below! Ultra turd on the way, prepare for the allmighty ass grenade!!!
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By Truth in Turdsville
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from Uranus, of course.
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Comment posted: 3/20/2005
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Definition 2: Wrong, wrong, wrong. Definitely a misinformed, taintless, assclown added that one to an already perfect definition. Shall you receive endless ass grenades unexpectantly thrown your way. Better start wearing a gas mask!
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Asian hotties - read their personal ads
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By Hello Ladies
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from Turdsville
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Comment posted: 2/24/2005
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Definition 2 sucks. Liked the "Original" much better. All to see, look at and refer to Definition 1 only!
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By Unknown
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Comment posted: 2/10/2005
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If it keeps your chick quiet, it's a 4 star event..
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By Spicoli
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from Redondo Beach, CA
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Comment posted: 1/13/2005
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The other day on the way out of class I gave an Ass Grenade to Mr. Hand after he wouldn't let me finish my pizza in geography. Wiff this Handster! Blahh haha ha
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 1/11/2005
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Hey cool. I see the definition has been changed and is now somewhat correct. I may actually start voting this word up now. I do wonder how the definition got changed though... could this have been one from the Turdwords site originators?
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By James Madison
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from Virginia
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Comment posted: 1/10/2005
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I was at the Constitutional Convention & gave an Ass Grenade to Ol' Franklin. Damn fool LOVED it!!!
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By Franklin
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Comment posted: 1/9/2005
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An ass grenade, or butt grenade, usually refers to a turd.
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By Sal Rosenburg
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from Empire State Bldg.
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Comment posted: 10/31/2004
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I give them to myself and my glasses steam up. This one time, I gave an Ass Grenade to a Mr. Loui Rocko & he kicked my fuckn ass.
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By Great Golfer
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from Pebble Beach
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Comment posted: 10/25/2004
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An EAGLE. This word's a hole in one. I use this one on the golf course all the time. Thanks!
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By P.M. McKenzie King
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from Ontario
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Comment posted: 10/19/2004
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Bob & Doug, only you two morons would be stupid enough to spell you own last name wrong. Get back to the Elsinor brewery and keep the mice out of the damn beer!
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By I know jokes
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from Alabama
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Comment posted: 10/18/2004
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so, you're the guy who got my wife to give me ass grenades. thanks. i am getting a lot of bugs between my teeth having my head out the car window all the time. disgusting & a trun-on at the same time.- deranged in Alabama
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By Bob & Doug McKensie
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from Canada
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Comment posted: 10/17/2004
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I gotta use this one. Great!!! I'll give one to Hosehead and see what happens.
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By Jennie Thundertits
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Comment posted: 10/14/2004
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The definition is wrong, and ass grenade is a lump o' dump, not a fart-in-hand.
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 10/1/2004
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I thought an ass grenade was a turd.
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By Bill The Cat
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Comment posted: 9/16/2004
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dumb dumb dumb! SUPER dumb even!
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By Max Laakso
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Comment posted: 9/8/2004
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When we give ass grenades we say Haduken (from street fighter 2)
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By rubberbelly
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from Burnout
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Comment posted: 8/25/2004
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Great one! I wish I knew about this years ago.
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By cjbutternuts
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from HB mutha fugga!
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Comment posted: 8/3/2004
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i got to tell you i was looking for the best way to keep my women quiet. and i think that this is it. the ass grenade everybody. this is the most effective way to get out of any conversation. dave m - who ever you are... your a genious.
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By Gasmaster
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from Illinois
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Comment posted: 8/3/2004
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I hear they have been stockpiling ass grenades in the 909 (951) for years. Send them to Iraq.
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By Da Bossman
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Comment posted: 5/4/2004
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A stroke of fine colloquial speech laid down in literary terminology that only the crass mind could truly admire. Another quaint utterance from the sizzlechest himself.
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By Chris M
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from LA
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Comment posted: 5/4/2004
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Strictly a class act. Only used on the ones loved most. Think "cupids arrow" with this one. Who wouldn't appreciate a good ass grenade. Only topped by the infamous "Buttercup".
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