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By Random
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from Deezvile
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Comment posted: 8/19/2023
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OG Random here. Doing my once every so often check in. Lyle, hope you are still trolling hard wherever you are. Let’s talk some smack again.
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By Random
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Comment posted: 12/22/2014
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miss all of you ass hats...even you Lyle
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By Random
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Comment posted: 3/16/2011
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Just comin back to do my annual check on this word. Hope everyone is doing well.
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By Random
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Comment posted: 3/10/2010
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welcome back Lyle glad to see that you are still alive and kickin...this word still sucks ass hahaha...jk man. I was looking back at some of my old posts for this word and I sure was pretty harsh. entertaining to read though.
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By Thedirty
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Comment posted: 8/4/2009
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For the fags......
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By Fred
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Comment posted: 3/26/2009
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Great word!
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 3/18/2009
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Sorry everyone, I moved and didn't have internet for a while. Missed you too Random, lol, you emu raper! ;)
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By Random
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Comment posted: 3/25/2007
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Dude Lyle, what the fudge? I hope u are not in jail!
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By Random
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Comment posted: 10/14/2006
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Lyle, it's been over a year. What's the deal man?
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By ronnie emmons
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from paoli, IN
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Comment posted: 3/17/2006
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that has to be the most stupid fucking thing i have ever read
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By Random
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Comment posted: 12/12/2005
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I actually did not post that last comment, but I will agree with it. I am flattered that so many people want to use my name, but it's to bad they are too uncreative to come up with their own name. I hope you die, whoever wrote that last post.
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By Random
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Comment posted: 12/8/2005
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Back home from school, this word still sucks ass...
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 10/4/2005
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Heheh, best of luck with school then, and maybe after you are done, we can get back to shlaggin' each other on Turdwords! ;)
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By Random
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Comment posted: 10/4/2005
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Yes, those wars were fun, but lately I have been too busy with school to even get a change to dick around with this site. I might bet back into it one day, until then all you guys can dream about the days when I used to tear you a new one on this site.
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 9/2/2005
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Hey Random, where you been hiding lately? I look forward to some more burn wars, that was always fun. Later man!
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By steve
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Comment posted: 8/25/2005
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nice to see you to Random.
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By Random
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Comment posted: 8/24/2005
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Steve, why don't you go and eat shit and die. Damn, I needed that break from turdwords. My life has never been better.
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By dean markley
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Comment posted: 8/2/2005
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Lyle may be a loser (or not, i don't know) but from what i gather he has improved his life from what it was in the past and for that i say hees done alright.
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By Boss
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from KY
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Comment posted: 8/1/2005
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Loser! Stupid Jackass! Everyone knows you have no life.
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 7/25/2005
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LOL! I know about the rod a married man gets when he sees a hottie. I just had a new couple move in next door, and the chick is maybe early 30's in age, with high 30's in the bust, if you get my drift, heh. I think I got busted by my wife while checking out this new addition to the neighborhood this spring, and like Jeff Foxworthy says, It's time for "new sunglasses". I dunno if my new neighbor is really all that hot or maybe it is all in my mind since I discovered she drives a Budweiser promo van, heheheheh. ;)
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By Dustin Chewy
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Comment posted: 7/25/2005
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Let me explain! My hot MILF neighbor was hitting on me when my wife was gone and it was hard to resist! I forced myself into the house and took a shower and when I got out, my wife was there! You get the picture! I actually laughed at the situation because I knew she would be pissed and I had nothing to say!maybe its TMI but I thought it was a great situation to make a turdword out of but maybe not!
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 7/25/2005
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Oh I dunno man, i can't really relate, sorry. Jacking off in the shower is rather pointless for me, my wife ALWAYS wants sex, so Mrs Righty Tighty hasn't met with Mr. Johnson in a really long time. My old lady knows by now that if she wants a piece of the ol' thermos down there, she'll have to have it before I shower, I really hate gettin' stink dick right after cleaning up.
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By Dustin Chewy
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Comment posted: 7/22/2005
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Lyle, we're both married so I thought you could help with this word! Definition: When you secretly jerk-off in the shower and when you get out, your wife wants to have sex! I cant think of a funny name(something like "Busted")but funny, and I wonder what you could come up with? Any suggestions? Is the definition ok?
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By Pondering Gary
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from Mind
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Comment posted: 7/18/2005
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If you sped up the noise of this "ass cactus", would it make a noise like pulling a screw back through its hole when a nut is not present on the other end?
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 7/17/2005
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A FREE 24 of Planters Peanuts eh!
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By Unknown
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Comment posted: 7/17/2005
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if you put a mouse in your butt...would he eat the nuts and make an ass cactus calm down a bit? What would u call it then?
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By Unknown
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Comment posted: 7/10/2005
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wat evr dony u suk
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By donny
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Comment posted: 7/5/2005
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I check many of the words in the top 100 and yes,I have had some comments with Frank but I think hes alright! I talk mainly about over-rated "Joan" comments! I have no interest in posting under anyones name but mine FYI! I like to start arguements about Joan but most of you are ok people so thanks for not blameing me Frank!!Joan comments still suck though!
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 7/5/2005
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Fair enough, I have had the same thing happen to me. I always thought it was ColonC forging my name, but of course, I can't prove that.
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By The REAL Frank
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Comment posted: 7/5/2005
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Lyle, I don't look at all 100 words when I check in, so I just happened to view this today. I don't know who the fuck signed "Frank" but it wasn't me! Donny and I have had a few friendly exchanges, but I doubt it was him. We had commented, and I even left a couple comments about "too many fag comments" on this site. I've read many of your comments, and you always seemed straight to me. I wonder what other words have comments from "Frank" (other than mine). Anyway, that definately wasn't my comment Lyle!
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By Unknown
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Comment posted: 6/30/2005
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I have to say that scratching itch anus is soooooooooooooooooo relieving especially if it acts up in a store and you have to find a place away from people and security cameras!
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 6/28/2005
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Itchy anus is the worst, especially in public places where you must be candid about goin' for a scratch. I still find an Ass Cactus makes it itchier, however, and doesn't do a whole lot to relieve an itchy corn. Oh, and Frank, you couldn't be more wrong man. Y'know, I can't help but wonder that since you try to insult straight people like myself by calling me a fag, how do you insult real homosexuals? Do you call them "straight"?? Just wondering, because you are flawless in making yourself out to be a mental invalid by calling people "fag" and "gay" all the time. Please, when you try to burn me, at least take a stab at my mother or make some sort of small dick joke... something anyway. At least that would be somewhat funny.
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By Unknown
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Comment posted: 6/26/2005
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feels good if you have itchy anus
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By Frank
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Comment posted: 6/20/2005
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Lyle is a fag. I think you are donny and the warden.
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 6/15/2005
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Credits go justly to Lee Ermey (aka Gunnery Sergeant Hartman from "Full Metal Jacket"). I wish not to take credit for funny insults not originatated by myself, but I thank you all the same for acknowledging my rather crass demeanor, it is who I am.
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By Ted Theodore Logan
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Comment posted: 6/15/2005
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I love just how utterly and shamelessly condescending Lyle can be. Makes me laugh.
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By Evan
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Comment posted: 6/14/2005
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OK Lyle! You're gayer than gay! Leave me alone! You suck!
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 6/14/2005
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A real man wallows in his own ass gas. Oh yeah, you'd need a tractor trailor to pull my dick off little fella. Hell, I bet you wouldn't even be able to lift my johnson to help me piss straight!
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By Evan
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Comment posted: 6/14/2005
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Lyle, you like to fart while squatting because the smell comes right back to your face right! I'll pull your dick off and feed it to your friend!
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 6/9/2005
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If he "pulls it off" then I would surmise that he is tugging on the ol' gherkin just a wee bit too hard. And yes, his tastes are so homosexually perverted and extreme that even the fruitiest of fruits fishing the streets of San Fransisco would realize that Evan is way out of their league just by looking at him. I bet he can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
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By The Pope
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Comment posted: 5/25/2005
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LOL the way it reads in the below comment could be "Evan: Fucking gayer than gay". I never knew a man could fuck gayer than gay, but evan seems to pull it off.
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By Evan
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Comment posted: 5/23/2005
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Fucking gayer than gay
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By Dustin Chewy
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Comment posted: 5/5/2005
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Yuk dude! Thats fucking sick!!!You got my 4 stars
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By The REAL Lyle
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Comment posted: 5/3/2005
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Below is not mine. As for the "Everyone" character, you obviously know nothing about a "job" or working, period. If you did, you'd understand that it is mundane and boring warehouse work that leaves a frown on my face each day. I know it is sad, but reading funny words and slinging shit is about the highlight of my day. So you can just go pound sand for all I care, I'm still gonna have fun with this site and all the satyrical comments. Most posters here are OK folk, there are just a few kids that ruin it for others. You may very well be one of them.
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 5/3/2005
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Fuck this...I just want to say that I hate the niggers that put all these fucked up comments on my words! You all are making me mad so please stop you foreign bastards!
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By Everyone
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from Everywhere
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Comment posted: 5/3/2005
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Lyle...If you think everyone who talks smack to you needs to go to bed because they have school the next morning, doesnt that tell you you may be to old to be spending your life on this site? Your name is all over the place over a couple years! Maybe you need to go back to school and get a job that keeps you off this site where all the little kids like to play! By the way... the Joan Divoky thing is not only old, but its not funny either!
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 5/2/2005
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Wow, I never could have imagined an insult so original, so well thought out, and so overwhelmingly offensive as "Lyle is a fag"! Good job there Evan, you even make the likes of Euclid, Plato, or Alexander Flemming seem like preschoolers with that stunning intellect of yours!
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By Evan
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Comment posted: 4/30/2005
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Lyle is a fag.
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 4/29/2005
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Borderline retard? Gee thanks, I guess compared to your intellect that should be considered as being complimentary. Go to bed, you have to get up for school in the morning, remember?
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By Unknown
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Comment posted: 4/28/2005
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Lyle is a borderline retard. His words reflect this fact.
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By Titan Bag
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Comment posted: 4/1/2005
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Someone actually neglected to spend the time to think of a good retort to Lyle's post?
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By Unknown
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Comment posted: 3/31/2005
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Someone actually spent the time to think of this word? Loser!!!!!!!
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 3/28/2005
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Oh brother, grow some pubes guys.
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By Unknown
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Comment posted: 3/24/2005
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Dean, your apologies accepted. The end. Time to go and leave this guy's word alone.
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 3/24/2005
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You too, get the fuck out, you're just as bad as Dean and 123 kid. Again, wrestling has nothing to do with Turdwords, so just bugger off and go to a friggin' wrestling fansite if that's what you two buttheads want to butt heads over!
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By dean
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Comment posted: 3/23/2005
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Go back to school and learn how to read. It is HENNIG, idiot!
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By Unknown
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Comment posted: 3/23/2005
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Dean's a JACKASS! "Mr Perfect" Curt Henning. Now get the hell outta here, STUPID.
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By 123 Kid
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from Minnesota
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Comment posted: 3/23/2005
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Mission - Vote this word OFF the List. Vote ALL Lyle words off the list. Much humor to be gained from this.
Rick Rude & Curt Henning say Vote a 1 on all Lyle words.
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By Random
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Comment posted: 3/21/2005
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You are probably the unfunniest person I have ever met, you try too hard. Give it up man.
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By Random
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Comment posted: 3/12/2005
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That's what I have been trying to convey.
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By Judge
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from Clam Palace
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Comment posted: 3/8/2005
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Fuck'n stupidest word on the whole entire list. Unoriginal and weak.
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 1/17/2005
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No, I can't catch AIDS from getting head from you in San Quentin, John, so I didn't catch your virus. They're going to miss you there when you pass on, nobody can give a five bob job like you can! I guess that's the upside of having all your teeth knocked out eh?
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By JOHN KERRY
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Comment posted: 1/14/2005
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I THOUGHT AIDS WOULD HAVE KILLED YOU BY NOW LYLE.
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By Chris
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Comment posted: 1/14/2005
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Lyle has AIDS
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By Unknown
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Comment posted: 1/3/2005
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cunt
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By I see you
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Comment posted: 12/13/2004
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Ed, is that you??
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By Bleeks
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Comment posted: 12/10/2004
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Ass cactus is an admirable word...the rear admiral..loser
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By Random
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Comment posted: 12/10/2004
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This coming from a man who is using an alias of a loser. Why don't you look back to a post from April 18th by Gargamel. You will see that I was mocking him. Chances are you will look back and still be too inept to understand it. I think you only spell dumb because you are in fact dumb. I think you did a good job on trying to covering it up though, althuogh your hard-headedness shines through when you still continue to use the word "dum." Although I may come across to you as slow but chances are that it is you that needs to re-evaluate your life.
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By Random
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Comment posted: 12/10/2004
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Fuck hockey. Nobody cares about hockey.
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 12/10/2004
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I fucking hate Don Cherry. He is a blowhard who should have his teeth knocked down his throat. I heard some loose group in Canada is trying to snag the Stanley Cup away from the NHL and put in in Don Cherry's care. I don't friggin' think so! Oh, and yes I do like hockey, but am not a "Canuck". I agree that the gay references from Peter Powerbottom and John Kerry just reek of ColonC. Oh yeah, and John, if your keyboard is stuck with caps on, it will default to lower case when you reboot, so nice try you little shit nugget. Go play with your dolls.
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By JOHN KERRY
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Comment posted: 12/10/2004
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OH AND LYLE, I SEE YOU HAVEN'T VOTED YOUR WORDS UP TODAY. WHATS THE HOLD UP? DID RANDOM GET YOUR PUBES STUCK IN HIS TEETH AGAIN? OR DID YOU FALL ASLEEP WITH HIS COCK UP YOUR ASS & THE SEMEN DRIED AND GLUED YOU TOGETHER?
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By JOHN KERRY
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Comment posted: 12/10/2004
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LYLE EH? YOU MUST BE A CANUCK TO USE A DON CHERRY REFERENCE, ME TOO!!! DAM THAT MEANS YOU MUST BE A HOCKEY FAN TOO. NAH YOU COULDN'T BE, YOUR TO DUM TO UNDERSTAND IT. AS PROVEN BY YOUR LACK OF TALENT. OH AND BY THE WAY I AM NOT YELLING..MY KEYBOARD IS BROKE. BUT I THOUGHT THE BIG TYPE WOULD HELP YOU READ BETTER, SO I DID NOT BOTHER TO FIX IT.
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Do you like Big Boobs? These hefty's are looking for you.
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By Peter Powerbottom
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Comment posted: 12/10/2004
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I want to give Lyle my ass cactus for christmas. I will shit down his mouth like he loves. He is such a little ass lover. tootles.
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By Random
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Comment posted: 12/10/2004
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I really do love this word. I like it more than John Kerry giving me a blumpkin.
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 12/10/2004
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Calling me a "small" man is like calling Don Cherry tactful. Keep it up, loudmouth (YELLING AGAIN!), it is absolutely amazing how moronic you make yourself out to be! At least I can chuckle when the likes Random (or even fuggin' CloinC for that matter) burn me, but your weak efforts to insult me only consolidate your idiocy. Are you a Kindergarten pupil or something? Jesus, at least when Random would try to cook me, he'd come up with something a bit more potent than simple text screaming and childish name calling... I think giving you credit for an IQ of 77 is being generous, but that's about all I can see from you, Ol' YELLER!!!
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By JOHN KERRY
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Comment posted: 12/10/2004
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I REST MY CASE, EVERY TIME LYLE RESPONDS TO COMMENTS, IT JUST PROVES HOW SMALL A MAN HE IS. LOOK AROUND LYLE, LOTS OF PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE PATHETIC. NOW PLEASE GO HANG YOURSELF.
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By Gargamel
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Comment posted: 12/10/2004
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Oops, I guess Random voted for Kerry, my bad, heh. I guess politics should be left out of a site deditcated to foul words, sorry if I offended anyone, but lick my hairy crack all the same. (just had to add that)
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 12/9/2004
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John, just go on posting, you do a fantastic job of making yourself look like a moron. Do you get beat up a lot or something?
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By JOHN KERRY
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Comment posted: 12/9/2004
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GARGAMEL? ISNT THAT LATIN FOR "MAN WHO BUMHOLES LITTLE BOYS"? OR IS THAT LYLE?
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By Random
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Comment posted: 12/9/2004
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Gargamel, you are a loser that never has anything good to say. Don't ever use the word "fucktard" ever again.
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 12/8/2004
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OK JOHN, WE CAN HEAR YOU, YOU CAN QUIT YELLING NOW!!! Jesus, what a doorknob!
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By JOHN KERRY
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Comment posted: 12/8/2004
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LYLE, IT SEEMS AS THOUGH YOU HAVE A SLIGHT PROWLING FETISH. I WISH I HAD AS MUCH TIME AS YOU DO. ALTHOUGH I THINK I WOULD NOT WASTE MINE TALKING TO IMAGINARY PEOPLE. YOU SEEM TO LIKE THIS SITE. PERHAPS YOUR ONE OF THOSE GUYS WHO LURES CHILDREN IN CHAT ROOMS. YOU SURE DO THINK A LOT OF YOURSELF..FOR A LOOSER WHO POSTS WORDS ABOUT HIS POOP FETISH'S. I DO FEEL SORRY FOR ANY CHILDREN YOU MAY HAVE. IS THE NAME LYLE A COVER FOR M.J.? YOU TWO HAVE A LOT IN COMMON.
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 12/8/2004
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Humph, imagine that, a gay joke from ColinC, who'd o' guessed? I'd like to hammer a Thermos into your ass Colin, but it'd probably just fall out. Tell your Mom I say "hi", by the way, and that she can keep the boxers I left in her room last week. I would like a copy of the tape your Dad made of me boning his old lady that night though, so if you don't mind, ask him if he'll send me one. But please, DO NOT send me a copy of the tape you made of you boning your dog, that doesn't appeal to me. You'd better save it for the locker room after school with the gym teacher.
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By Bill The Cat
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Comment posted: 12/8/2004
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Colin you should really pay more attention in class. I bet those F and D grades are partly due to the fact you don't read very well. Lyle has made it clear that he has children, so I would say he has already bred!
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By ColinC
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Comment posted: 12/7/2004
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You guys have no worries since fucking each other up the ass wont get either of you pregnant. Man I hope you never breed.
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 12/7/2004
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No way in hell am I going to let my kids turn out like me, that's for sure!
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By Random
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Comment posted: 12/7/2004
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And I hope that my future son does not turn out like you.
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By 8 year old
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Comment posted: 12/6/2004
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wow are you guys ever imature. i am sure glad my dad is not lik you guys.
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By Random
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Comment posted: 12/6/2004
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Who is trying to top you? You have brought nothing. Wow, a joke about sexual positions. Lets not forget about that gem you just said about bugs and leather. Brilliant. If penis's were made of oxygen you would not have enough to survive. Real hard to think of a joke like that Colin. Colin, if you would like to try again I will gladly smack you down. Why don't you think of something new and origninal and then back to me. By the way, I have not allined with anyone. I think me and Lyle just agreed that talking shit on this site is fun and that you need to die. Oh and your "outstanding" words suck dick.
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 12/6/2004
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Colon, my 9 year old son could outwit you, so don't even try.
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By Random
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Comment posted: 12/4/2004
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Good call.
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 12/4/2004
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C'mon Random, do you really think Colin's dad could afford a Gremlin?
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By Random
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Comment posted: 12/3/2004
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Well at least he did not call us pole smokers or fuck sticks. Thats sexual position was probably the one that your dad utilized on your mom when he was fucking her in the back of his Gremlin. I think that position had something to do with your dad's needle dick in your mom's cavernous ass. Then when the sperm dripped out it was sucked in your mom's huge gapping vagina like a trailer getting sucked into a tornado. Too bad the good part of the jizz just dripped on to the floor mats. Yup, thats probably how it happened Colin.
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 12/3/2004
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That's probably the wittiest thing I have ever seen ColonC write... and yet it is STILL a terrible attempt at a burn! C'mon Colon, I'm sure you can expand beyond the homosexual innuendos. You know what they say, those who are most homophobic are likely closet homosexuals, so you can imagine how many people here truely think you are gay from all your "fag" this and "gay" that. Seriously, get in with the shit slinging, but come to the fight fully armed with some decent insults for Chrissake!
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 11/21/2004
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I totally agree, the mud-slinging we do is certainly amusing. It's okay to pull that stuff off on the internet, I just hope that in real life you go a bout things differently, that's all. I have noticed that people in general are eager to find an excuse to clean your clock, and the only way to avoid conflict is to walk on egg shells around people you don't know. I rememebr I told a Ukranian joke to a co-worker and another co-worker, a Ukranian guy, overheard me and laid into me about the joke. He hates me now, and it makes it hard to work with the poor old bastard.
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By Random
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Comment posted: 11/20/2004
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Thanks for the tips. I will keep them in mind next time I'm out in public. I sure hope that my flappy gums has not offended or pissed anyone off here. I only wanted to make some friends and express my views. Well I don't know about the friends part. I have some very strong views and a lot of people can't handle them without the need to attack. I just like stirring up controversy. Like I said in a previous post, what fun is it when we are all in agreement? I kind of like talking trash to Lyle, and I think that Lyle likes to reciprocate. I still love you guys.
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 11/18/2004
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And Random, I am saying you are not street smart because you have a very flappy gum on you. If you were to go about the open world beaking people off and coming across as a know-it-all like you do here, you would have your ass handed to you on a silver platter. You are, in all honesty, a goof. Withou engaging in our game here, I honestly hope you are a bit more candid in your everyday life. Trust me, my friend, you will find life very difficult if you keep pretending to be something you are not. Peace, Lyle
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 11/18/2004
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Looks like I worried someone, oh my lord, what am I going to do now? Run run, I must hide for the o'mighty Random will soon get me! Go to hell, goof. (look that one up too)
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By Random
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Comment posted: 11/18/2004
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So I'm not street smart? Are you basing this on the fact that I have never come close to going to jail or that I have never seen someone "rip barbedwire [sic] out of someones [sic] ass?" Have you ever heard someone say "shit a brick?" I'm sure you have used that before. I'm also sure you did not shit a brick but did have a "big hurting shit." I'm always great at conveying my point. I wish I could say the same for you. Have you figured out what [sic] meant yet?
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By Random
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Comment posted: 11/17/2004
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Looking back to your first post on the 15th, I see that you still just don't get it. It's not about having shits that hurt coming out, it's about having nuts in your shit. That post really proved that you have no reading comprehension skills. I never once said that people don't have "big hurting shits." I challenge you to find a quote from me that says otherwise. Moving on... I never once made fun of your job, I was just mocking you fron your previos post. That's ok though, I know it's kind of hard for you to pick up on stuff like that.
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 11/17/2004
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You're right, your mom was the one using my left nad. Just call me dad.
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By Random
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Comment posted: 11/17/2004
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Jacking off horses.......Goog one Dirk. Oh, and Lyle, it's not like you used your left nad anyway. Dirk, I would like to see the pictures of me jacking of a horse. Please post them somewhere else on the internet, and after you get done cropping my face on your body, send me the link.
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 11/16/2004
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I see you have done some research, Bill. I am NOT a clubber, and haven't been for many years, but you hit the nail on the head as far as my past goes.
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By Bill The Cat
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Comment posted: 11/16/2004
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Lyle are you a biker gang member or something?
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 11/15/2004
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Oh, and Dirk, you can always post pictures of Mr. Cocktugger elsewhere on the web and provide a link or url here.
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 11/15/2004
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Well, in all seriousness, I find it nearly impossible to believe that a guy who calls himself "Random" to hide his name would be willing to point to his real profile online. I would bet my left nad that Random just searched the web for "med students" or something similar and stumbled upon some guy's profile and claimed it as his own. Random is no more a medical student than I am a genetic engineer. If the guy you recognize used to jack off horses, then fine, but I doubt that is Random's real profile. If by some miracle it is his real profile, then I guess he was indeed the one tugging on the horsecocks like Dirk says... Not that there's anything wrong with that when you are striving to be a med student in hopes of becoming a penile specialist.
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 11/14/2004
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Make up your mind, Random, first you say that an ass cactus can't happen, then you go and say it can. Med student my ass, you're probably just an arrogant young man in your early 20's who has yet to figure out he doesn't know everything. Tell me that you have never had a big nut-filled shit that feels like a cactus coming out and you would be a liar. It happens, sorry. By the way, the plural of cactus is "cacti", not "cactuses", Mr. med student.
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By Random
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Comment posted: 11/12/2004
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That medicine you are talking sbout would be pepsin, A digestive enzyme secreted by the pancreas to the stomach to denature the chemical bonds that hold the proteins together. Now if you are taking about the fiber as being the "cactus" you would be right that it is is incomplete digestion. When fiber passes through the large intestine, enzymes in the colon do break down the fiber into peices that are so small even the tightest of all assholes will not feel it passing through. So Lyle, you self proclaimed "old fart", find out what you are talking about before you post it. You should have known that incomplete digestion means that the fiber in the nuts is not digested in the stomach but rather in the large intestine as it is traveling to the rectum. If you are shitting out ass cactuses than you have a wacked out GI track and need to be checked immediately by your local health professional and this medical student deffinetely is not behind on the times and has spent a little more than a buck or two to make my brain a little spicier. Good luck with your Intestinal problem though.
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 11/12/2004
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Man, Random, I never read your past comments until now. You are most certainly behind in the times when it comes to digestive functions. I won't bother educating you, but if you care to actually spend a buck or two on making that thin brain of your a little spicier, then you may eventually discover that certain meds that us old farts take can make the digestion of nuts and other dense plant protiens rather incomplete, resulting in noe othe that... an ASS CACTUS!!!!
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By The REAL Lyle
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Comment posted: 11/12/2004
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While steve's wit outshines that of ColinC by a landslide, don't anyone believe I actually wrote the comment below. Looks like you know who is up to the same old "forge the name" trick again. I wish I could park the front end of a Dyna Wide Glide in fuckhead's ass, lord knows it'd fit.
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 11/11/2004
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As a matter of fact Steve, your intellect makes me horny, why dont we meet for drinks & see what happens. I give great head & my sphinter muscle is trained to massage a stiff shaft. Lets make up & get together.
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 11/1/2004
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I guess we know who keeps resurrecting this old word of mine...
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By Random
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Comment posted: 7/7/2004
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Nice Drama Queen reference, Steve. Why don't you do yourself a favor and look up the word "Drama Queen". Yet again is another post directed my way flawed by a glaring contradiction. If my "antics" are getting old how can they still be amusing. I am going to have to agree with Lyle when he says this word is old hat and that it is time for it to die.
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By steve
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Comment posted: 7/7/2004
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I vote this word up every chance I get, simply because cry baby Random makes such a big deal about how bad it is. I think that I can speak for most of us Random, that your drama queen antics are getting pretty old(but still amusing), and furthermore do you really think that anyone here really cares what you think anyway? I know I don't, I just wish you'd shut the fuck up.
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 7/7/2004
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Hey genius, I only voted this one up ONCE. Obviously others have been voting it up if it is #2. Man you are dumb!
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By Original Random
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Comment posted: 7/7/2004
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Do you really think this word deserves to be number 2. I don't and neither does anyone else. Good job on voting your own word up. And to all you astute readers, do you really think I am really going to make a word up having anything to do with that ass monger, Colin? I think all you bitches no the answer to that one.
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 7/2/2004
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Cakehole Surprise isn't too bad I suppose. I don't know why in your example you stated that ColinC was fucking you up the ass though...
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By Random
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Comment posted: 7/2/2004
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This word is inferior compared to my newest submission "Cakehole surprise". Check it out and give it the 4 star vote it deserves.
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 7/2/2004
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Guilty, I voted this stupid word up again. Tim used it at work yesterday and it got us all chuckling once again, so I just had to, you understand.
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By Random
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Comment posted: 5/20/2004
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Lyle you are a dumbass and you need to get your shit straight. If you posted this word wouldn't you want it in the top 25? P.S. everyone hates your word including you.
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 5/19/2004
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Why the hell is this word back? >:(
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By Unknown
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Comment posted: 5/19/2004
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This word is average at best. Not top 10 worthy.
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By Gargamel
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Comment posted: 5/17/2004
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I haven't seen Lyle around for a long time now, so i doubt he is involved. I myself am not voting on this word, just leaving it neutral. I WILL, however, vote Wavy H down, cuz that one is probably ColonC's word.
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By Unknown
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Comment posted: 5/17/2004
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Lyle and Colin seem to be back at their old games. I personally prefer the A-Bomb to this shit.
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By Unknown
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Comment posted: 5/17/2004
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Lyle and Colin seem to be back at their old games. I personally prefer the A-Bomb to this shit.
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By Gargamel
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Comment posted: 5/16/2004
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I see ass cactus is back... don't look at me, I didn't vote it up.
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By Unknown
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Comment posted: 5/16/2004
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this word is an ass cactus. A big shit.
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By Random
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Comment posted: 4/19/2004
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Well since Gargamel was taken, the next best name was Random. So I am chicken shit becuase I don't post with my real name. What exactly should I be scared of? I might add that your alias really kicks ass. Wasn't Gargamel that crusty old guy on the Smurfs? So here is an Alias that Gargamel should approve of, Mr. Burns.
At least you can take solace in the fact that your one and only argument in your post wasn't flawed by a glaring contradiction, right? Oh wait.
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By Gargamel
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Comment posted: 4/18/2004
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Hey Steve, I think you are asking a bit too much from "Random". I mean, do you really expect anything good from someone who is too chicken shit to post his own name and too stupid to come up with a good alias?
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By Bile Baby
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Comment posted: 4/16/2004
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30 Helens agree, "Ass-Cactus" is and always will be funny.
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By steve
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Comment posted: 4/16/2004
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HEY RANDOM!!!! How bout ya show us some of your fine work? I would really like to see how funny and original a word by Random is.
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By Random
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Comment posted: 4/16/2004
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NEWS FLASH!!!!!!!!! Ass cactus never was funny.
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 4/15/2004
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Fuck, enough ass cactus already, it isn't funny anymore. And no, I am not voting it up, "Random", you goof!
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By Random
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Comment posted: 4/7/2004
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I don't give a shit anymore. And I was correct, it is now back up in the top 25.
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By Gordon
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Comment posted: 4/6/2004
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I actually don't mind this word. It is pretty blunt and to the point, and can be easily used in everyday conversation, which makes it a fairly solid turdword (3 stars from me, btw). At any rate, the novelty has worn off now which is probably the most logical reason why it is slowly losing popularity. That is the way things should be, and I honestly doubt Lyle would bother bumping his own words, especially this "ass cactus" one which he openly states he didn't make up.
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By Random
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Comment posted: 4/6/2004
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Do you really think this is ColinC. I think you need to pay closer attention to my last comment when i said, "Anytime i see a dumbass(i.e. Lyle and ColinC) with an equally dumb word (i.e. ass cactus or Wavey H)I make sure to call it like it is."
Now why would ColinC crack on himself? But who cares who this really is. I think we need to get back to the main argument. Lyle creates shit words and votes them to the top. As of right now Ass Cactus is not in the top 25 becuase it sucks and other people voted it down. Give it a day and it will be back up to the top after Lyle "rigs" his word. P.S. I always get the last word.
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By Random
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Comment posted: 4/6/2004
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Hey Steve!!! I wouldn't call myself the cheater police, I'm more like the dumbass police. Anytime i see a dumbass(i.e. Lyle and ColinC) with an equally dumb word (i.e. ass cactus or Wavey H)I make sure to call it like it is. Come on dude, are you trying to tell me that you like the word "ass cactus?" If you wan't me to disprove this word scientificully I will. Here goes: If you were to swallow a cashew whole (which only a dumbass like steve and lyle would do) the cashew would travel down to the stomach and be broken down by the hydrochloric acid (HCl)into small polypeptides. The polypeptides travel down to the small intestine where they are digested even further into amino acids. Enzymes on the surface of the small intestine hydrolyze these peptides and the cells absorb them. What isn't absorbed is shitted out in miniscule pieces that definitely would not hurt the sphincter when exiting. So now that you know the science behind the digestion or a cashew maybe you will shut your mouth. And for you lyle, next time you submit a word think about the logic behind it. I would approve if your computer crashes Steve,
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By steve
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Comment posted: 4/5/2004
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Hey Random!!! Are you the cheater police? If you are, your doing a pretty piss poor job. Get you head out of your ass and pay a little more attention before you start flapping your misinformed lips ya stupid dumbass.
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By Random
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Comment posted: 4/5/2004
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Another Shitty word from a shitty poster. Good job on voting for yourself. I hope you take solice in knowing that your word is only in the top 25 because you and only you voted for this piece of shit word. Good job pecker.
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By Unknown
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Comment posted: 4/1/2004
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shit
bad word dude.
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By Beau
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Comment posted: 3/26/2004
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I think i'v had one of these.
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By Burton Cummings
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Comment posted: 3/24/2004
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Well, this word isn't TOO bad I guess, I can at least understand the reference. 3 stars should do.
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By Lyle
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Comment posted: 3/15/2004
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I actually cannot take full credit for this word, I heard it at work. I thought it was pretty accurate, and therefore posted it here. As to who actually made it up, I am uncertain.
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By Hambone
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Comment posted: 3/9/2004
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Once in a generation does a word come around that truely transcends cultural barriers and inspires a nation. Lyle found that word in "ass cactus". This word will be found in the annals of history next to the works of Hemmingway, Salinger, and the great bard himself."
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