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Adams apple buster Added: 6/26/2010 Noun  
Having a girl put her head over the arm upside down with her mouth open, and her...
Submitted by: John 4,603 views 1.80 = Adams apple buster Star Adams apple buster Star (10 votes)

Alamo, The Added: 6/1/2006 Noun  
When you are fighting off the chick's boyfriend as you are trying to finish the ...
Submitted by: John 33,025 views 2.35 = Alamo, The Star Alamo, The Star (17 votes)

April Fools Added: 9/25/2005 Noun  
When a guy is having anal sex with someone, pulls out, spits on their back and w...
Submitted by: John 32,492 views 3.71 = April Fools Star April Fools Star April Fools Star April Fools Star (21 votes)

bummersault Added: 5/12/2005 Noun  
when a man inserts his stiff erection into another mans rectum and they form a b...
Submitted by: john 32,508 views 3.00 = bummersault Star bummersault Star bummersault Star (9 votes)

burp buster Added: 8/8/2003 Noun  
when a girl burps when giving you head right when you bust, and the semen goes d...
Submitted by: John 2,431 views 2.00 = burp buster Star burp buster Star (3 votes)

Catalytic Converter, The Added: 6/1/2006 Noun  
Someone who fucks so good they change the sexual orientation of their partner.
Submitted by: John 32,612 views 1.00 = Catalytic Converter, The Star (1 vote)

Chocalate Blizzard Added: 12/13/2004 Noun  
You fuck a girl up the ass then pull your poopy dick out, stick it in her mouth,...
Submitted by: John 2,425 views 1.83 = Chocalate Blizzard Star Chocalate Blizzard Star (18 votes)

Concentration Camp Added: 11/18/2003 Noun  
While your partner is drying off in the shower, open the door a blow a big fart....
Submitted by: John 2,770 views 2.50 = Concentration Camp Star Concentration Camp Star Concentration Camp Star (2 votes)

crack-a-jack Added: 3/27/2005 Noun  
when a man has is having sex so hard his cock snaps and cracks
Submitted by: John 33,421 views 1.86 = crack-a-jack Star crack-a-jack Star (7 votes)

creamshower Added: 2/11/2003 Noun  
When you bust a nut all over a girls face and then proceed to piss on her face t...
Submitted by: John 4,607 views 1.60 = creamshower Star creamshower Star (5 votes)

crusty Fold Added: 12/13/2002 Noun  
What happens to women when they don't wash frequently.
Submitted by: John 2,838 views 1.91 = crusty Fold Star crusty Fold Star (23 votes)

Cunt Cork Added: 1/29/2004 Noun  
When during sex the condom accidently comes off the mans penis and gets stuck up...
Submitted by: John 3,712 views 1.31 = Cunt Cork Star (16 votes)

def-nutt Added: 9/10/2003 Noun  
when you blow your load in her ear
Submitted by: John 2,673 views 3.25 = def-nutt Star def-nutt Star def-nutt Star (8 votes)

Dirty Snow Flake Added: 12/15/2009 Noun  
When your getting head from some nerdy chick with glasses, you shoot your load a...
Submitted by: John 1,704 views 3.00 = Dirty Snow Flake Star Dirty Snow Flake Star Dirty Snow Flake Star (6 votes)

Dong Gazer Added: 5/31/2005 Noun  
A person who blatantly stares at male genitalia whether on purpose or as the res...
Submitted by: John 32,749 views 2.71 = Dong Gazer Star Dong Gazer Star Dong Gazer Star (14 votes)

Dumpster Monkey Added: 5/31/2005 Noun  
A wino who has let himself go so bad he resembles a wild monkey who lives in dum...
Submitted by: John 32,605 views 2.00 = Dumpster Monkey Star Dumpster Monkey Star (9 votes)

english muffin Added: 2/24/2005 Noun  
when u get 3 girls one to suck one nut one to suck the other and one to suck the...
Submitted by: john 32,804 views 2.93 = english muffin Star english muffin Star english muffin Star (14 votes)

eye Seat Added: 8/26/2003 Noun  
When one takes a dump while sitting on the face of another...aiming for the eye
Submitted by: John 2,360 views 2.50 = eye Seat Star eye Seat Star eye Seat Star (2 votes)

Great Escape, The Added: 12/27/2006 Noun  
When you do a chick from behind while she is facing a first story window, and yo...
Submitted by: John 32,472 views 2.50 = Great Escape, The Star Great Escape, The Star Great Escape, The Star (2 votes)

H. R. A. Added: 10/27/2007 Noun  
Hot Rear Action, a vigorous session of anal sex.
Submitted by: John 35,115 views 3.31 = H. R. A. Star H. R. A. Star H. R. A. Star (13 votes)

High Roller, The Added: 5/31/2005 Noun  
When you jiggle your nuts in your hand like a pair of dice right before blowing ...
Submitted by: John 32,539 views  

Humbie Added: 1/18/2004 Noun  
When during sex a man is desperate for a piss and can't get his erection down
Submitted by: John 3,093 views 3.43 = Humbie Star Humbie Star Humbie Star (21 votes)

Ice Age Added: 6/1/2006 Noun  
When it is so cold your balls need their own jacket.
Submitted by: John 35,401 views 2.74 = Ice Age Star Ice Age Star Ice Age Star (19 votes)

jit Added: 10/3/2003 Verb  
ejaculate, sperm, load, etc.
Submitted by: John 2,436 views 1.00 = jit Star (1 vote)

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Jizlam towel Added: 8/11/2007 Noun  
After having sex with a muslim girl you clean your dick by wiping it on her head...
Submitted by: John 33,707 views 2.91 = Jizlam towel Star Jizlam towel Star Jizlam towel Star (11 votes)

Kamikaze, The Added: 6/1/2006 Noun  
When you know she has an STD but you can't help but screw her.
Submitted by: John 35,266 views 1.46 = Kamikaze, The Star (13 votes)

Lilette,The Added: 2/26/2009 Noun  
when a Chef/Owner gets an asshole for a customer and proceeds to perform foul se...
Submitted by: John 1,631 views 4.00 = Lilette,The Star Lilette,The Star Lilette,The Star Lilette,The Star (1 vote)

Loserface Added: 4/8/2003 Noun  
A person who has had no friends and no game and never will. A nerd, geek, social...
Submitted by: John 3,645 views 3.64 = Loserface Star Loserface Star Loserface Star Loserface Star (25 votes)

lube pollution Added: 9/29/2007 Noun  
when u put a condom over someones exhaust and it blows up and explodes scaring t...
Submitted by: john 33,223 views 2.62 = lube pollution Star lube pollution Star lube pollution Star (13 votes)

Mummy, The Added: 6/1/2006 Noun  
When you don't have a rubber, you improvise with toilet paper and screw her anyw...
Submitted by: John 32,703 views 3.00 = Mummy, The Star Mummy, The Star Mummy, The Star (3 votes)

p shirt Added: 6/18/2003 Noun  
When you tuck the bottom of a t shirt into your pants, and the drippers leave a ...
Submitted by: John 6,982 views 2.36 = p shirt Star p shirt Star (11 votes)

puzzlepussy Added: 10/13/2003 Noun  
when the pussy is so hairy you cant find it.
Submitted by: john 2,630 views 2.00 = puzzlepussy Star puzzlepussy Star (3 votes)

Rainbow drink Added: 1/15/2004 Noun  
When a woman's period is mixed in with a man's semen in a glass to make a deligh...
Submitted by: John 5,145 views 3.18 = Rainbow drink Star Rainbow drink Star Rainbow drink Star (11 votes)

Rim Buster Added: 5/23/2005 Noun  
When a man with an extremely fat penis is giving a woman anal sex and rips the m...
Submitted by: John 32,500 views 2.00 = Rim Buster Star Rim Buster Star (2 votes)

semen nut Added: 12/13/2002 Noun  
Like chunks of corn in you shit, but in your semen.
Submitted by: John 3,260 views 2.80 = semen nut Star semen nut Star semen nut Star (5 votes)

Sludge Slider Added: 1/15/2004 Noun  
Sucking poo from your partner's anus with the use of a straw
Submitted by: John 9,493 views 2.40 = Sludge Slider Star Sludge Slider Star (10 votes)

smashing pumpkins Added: 8/15/2009 Noun  
When two guys are having anal and there nuts smash into each others
Submitted by: john 1,686 views  

snake eyes Added: 1/28/2007 Noun  
when you have moles on each side of your penise, and your penise looks like the ...
Submitted by: john 32,856 views 2.91 = snake eyes Star snake eyes Star snake eyes Star (11 votes)

Switch around Added: 3/12/2003 Noun  
Noun - After a night of drinking, to be on the toilet taking a dump and need to ...
Submitted by: John 3,365 views 4.00 = Switch around Star Switch around Star Switch around Star Switch around Star (2 votes)

Testostrogen Added: 11/15/2004 Noun  
Horomone for gay men.
Submitted by: John 2,525 views 2.20 = Testostrogen Star Testostrogen Star (5 votes)

Tile Grout Added: 7/20/2004 Noun  
When your jacking off at the computer, and you cum all over the keyboard on acci...
Submitted by: John 2,586 views 3.31 = Tile Grout Star Tile Grout Star Tile Grout Star (13 votes)

Toejam Added: 6/1/2006 Noun  
When you shove your bigtoe in someone else's asshole.
Submitted by: John 32,487 views 3.00 = Toejam Star Toejam Star Toejam Star (3 votes)

Toilet Paper tongue Added: 7/11/2003 Noun  
Someone who rims or tosses salad, especially after the Person being rimmed hasn'...
Submitted by: John 2,829 views 1.49 = Toilet Paper tongue Star (37 votes)

True Love Added: 5/31/2005 Noun  
When your going to shoot it in your partners face but feel too guilty at the las...
Submitted by: John 32,640 views 2.00 = True Love Star True Love Star (3 votes)

Vancouver maneuver Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
Sticking a popsicle up a girl's vagina, and moving it in and out like a penis.
Submitted by: John 3,104 views 3.30 = Vancouver maneuver Star Vancouver maneuver Star Vancouver maneuver Star (10 votes)

vertical mustache Added: 9/20/2004 Noun  
Submitted by: John 2,407 views 1.00 = vertical mustache Star (2 votes)

World Cup, The Added: 2/24/2005 Noun  
When you are having sex with a chick laying on her back on the bed while you sta...
Submitted by: John 32,597 views 3.14 = World Cup, The Star World Cup, The Star World Cup, The Star (7 votes)

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