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By The Warden	Comment posted: 7/8/2005
DC - I'd be "gulping..." Difference between love and herpes is that herpes lasts 4ever! Do you have a secret yearning to ball your sister's friend? Try a couple dates first and check it out with "I Phelta Thigh," then "Scratch 'n Sniff." If it isn't too rank, you go for "I Eta Pie." Let her get you off any which way but riding bareback...use a "Custard Catcher" if you have to, or do it in the "Rusty Sheriff's Badge." Work on your definition of "Big Gulp" a bit more; Eddie might take it...

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