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shoe hornin
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By Al Bundy
Comment posted: 3/2/2006
When I was transferred to Cleveland to manage a new store store I expected to see fugly women in babuskas, but I was wrong thank gof. Joan is my favorite customer, especially since she stops incouple times a month to try on the new styles of FMP's. She always wears a skirt, so I have a great view while I fit her foot into the shoe. Yes, Joan has great legs! They are very long and shapely and her thighs are milky white and silky smooth (I always compliment her). I usually spend a good 45 min with her because she can never decide which pair to buy; then she gets sad when I have to tell her they're a special-order item (Joan has very round heels, so she needs special shoes).
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