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By Mikhunt
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from Land of Oz
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Comment posted: 3/4/2003
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After years of dedication and training I can hit a Bull’s-eye at 12 yards. With the right trajectory, with no wind on a full moon at sea level. This is the right nostril, but the left will only reach about 9 or so yards.
After years of trial and error, dedication, training and hundreds of dollars spent on over-the-counter decongestants I have finally achieved enough distance to get in Guiness Book of World Records.
This year my friends and I gathered in a field full of cotton wood trees and rag weed to attempt the world record, so here it is.
We nailed a regulation dartboard to a cotton wood tree. From 36 feet 2 inches away I scored an average 62% hit on the Bull’s-eye. Many conditions affect the travel of snot rockets while in flight. After studying snotautics, (the aerodynamics of snot), I calculated what conditions were best for me to hit my mark so far away.
Wind: Calm
Temp: 73 deg F
Humidity: 65%
Full Moon
Pollen: 8900
Cotton wood: 7625
Nostril used: Left
I have found that most people have stronger snot-slinging muscles on one side of their body, as I am not able to match the record distance with my right nostril. Maybe one of you people on the site could help me put together a more rigorous training regime.
My snottiest rockets to you,
Mikhunt
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