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Afghani Dipstick Added: 4/14/2009 Noun  
When you let out a wet fart and a little bit of shit comes out. you then stick y...
Submitted by: Ryan Radusinovic 709 views 1.00 = Afghani Dipstick Star (4 votes)

Truffle Snuffler Added: 1/6/2004 Noun  
An ugly fat bitch
Submitted by: Adam Guerin 704 views 1.00 = Truffle Snuffler Star (4 votes)

brown Sloth Added: 7/27/2003 Noun  
After having anal sex with a girl for a long time, when you pull out to nut and ...
Submitted by: Jason 1,215 views 1.00 = brown Sloth Star (4 votes)

late-night hitcher Added: 12/29/2004 Noun  
sticking your thumb up a girls ass when she's asleep
Submitted by: brett myers 1,148 views 1.00 = late-night hitcher Star (4 votes)

Butt Bacon Added: 1/9/2005 Noun  
a skid mark
Submitted by: gooberman2 30,971 views 1.00 = Butt Bacon Star (4 votes)

New England sperm chowder Added: 2/5/2004 Noun  
When your girls giving you head let it all out in her mouth tell her dont swallo...
Submitted by: Evan 1,986 views 1.00 = New England sperm chowder Star (4 votes)

hovering wash cloth Added: 3/31/2003 Noun  
When your sitting in the bath tub, strech out your sack to resemble a hovering w...
Submitted by: Randode 3,191 views 1.00 = hovering wash cloth Star (4 votes)

Ballcuzi Added: 12/15/2004 Noun  
When you dunk your nuts in a cup of warm water then have your girlfriend blow bu...
Submitted by: Metal_Maniac 1,037 views 1.00 = Ballcuzi Star (4 votes)

Spaghetti Face Added: 12/15/2004 Noun  
The process of eating a girl out while she's riding the "crimson tide" (having h...
Submitted by: Salty Steve 671 views 1.00 = Spaghetti Face Star (4 votes)

knot pubes Added: 7/30/2004 Noun  
when your pubes get tied and you pull your pants up but you just get a big stini...
Submitted by: bob 1,239 views 1.00 = knot pubes Star (4 votes)

Russian Kilroy Added: 3/3/2005 Noun  
Laying on the TV room floor with a pillow over your head, feigning sleep with yo...
Submitted by: Hans 31,077 views 1.00 = Russian Kilroy Star (4 votes)

Nut Sludge Added: 5/16/2003 Noun  
Vaginal secretion gathered at the base of the penis against the scrotum followin...
Submitted by: Jeremy A. 2,499 views 1.00 = Nut Sludge Star (4 votes)

seabiscuit Added: 11/22/2003 Noun  
The resulting large, loud bubble that arise from farting in a tub, pool, ocean o...
Submitted by: John Gagnon 1,206 views 1.00 = seabiscuit Star (4 votes)

Stench Trench Added: 6/10/2003 Noun  
A foul smelling vagina
Submitted by: Choo 963 views 1.00 = Stench Trench Star (4 votes)

Crack Stabber Added: 3/23/2004 Noun  
To perform anal sex
Submitted by: teddyjackeddie 956 views 1.00 = Crack Stabber Star (4 votes)

frozen chocoholic Added: 8/8/2003 Noun  
The bizaare and disturbing desire for a woman to freeze a large oblong piece of ...
Submitted by: Rob 1,766 views 1.00 = frozen chocoholic Star (4 votes)

wasabe cheeks Added: 2/1/2003 Noun  
When your ass cheeks are on fire because you ate something extremely spicy and s...
Submitted by: Sean from San Diego 3,720 views 1.00 = wasabe cheeks Star (4 votes)

Beef Bayonet Added: 4/9/2004 Noun  
A Penis
Submitted by: RUFiO 1,157 views 1.00 = Beef Bayonet Star (4 votes)

Blum Shots Added: 12/29/2003 Noun  
Where a girl catches here period blood in a cup and then you jizz in the cup, th...
Submitted by: Eric Dublin 1,320 views 1.00 = Blum Shots Star (4 votes)

Sneaky Stinky Cassarole Added: 5/31/2005 Noun  
When your doing a girl in the butt and she takes a dump
Submitted by: Leamro 31,104 views 1.00 = Sneaky Stinky Cassarole Star (4 votes)

ass spike Added: 6/16/2005 Noun  
when you shave your ass hair and its starts to grow back
Submitted by: anonymaus 31,046 views 1.00 = ass spike Star (4 votes)

Springdale Cheese Dip Added: 9/3/2006 Noun  
when you blow your load in a girls face, dry it with a blow dryer, and then take...
Submitted by: Talnuts 31,027 views 1.00 = Springdale Cheese Dip Star (4 votes)

Chubby Chaser Added: 8/4/2005 Noun  
A man who goes to a wide variety of chicks for any action they can get, totally ...
Submitted by: Jacob 31,079 views 1.00 = Chubby Chaser Star (4 votes)

Sprunt Added: 1/15/2006 Noun  
Scented spray for the cunt. Cherry for those thrilling days of yesteryear, Tuna ...
Submitted by: Diego Herrero 31,122 views 1.00 = Sprunt Star (4 votes)

mouse's ear Added: 8/4/2005 Noun  
The clitoral hood.
Submitted by: Beef n' Beer 31,074 views 1.00 = mouse's ear Star (4 votes)

Rimmer Lips Added: 5/23/2005 Noun  
A person who likes to lick out peoples bumholes
Submitted by: Dylan Fearn 31,115 views 1.00 = Rimmer Lips Star (4 votes)

Scoring a touchdown Added: 12/20/2005 Verb  
When you are taking a shit and it is so big that it touches the water in the bow...
Submitted by: Jesse P 31,019 views 1.00 = Scoring a touchdown Star (4 votes)

Rhino Horn Added: 11/27/2006 Noun  
Aphrodisiac
Submitted by: Big Talking Small Fry 30,987 views 1.00 = Rhino Horn Star (4 votes)

Makin' Daddy Proud Added: 12/3/2005 Noun  
When fucking a girl, just before you blow, shout out "This one's for you, Dad!"
Submitted by: thechief 31,496 views 1.00 = Makin' Daddy Proud Star (4 votes)

Nookie Cookie Added: 1/29/2005 Noun  
After getting a blowjobfrom your partner you bust a fat cumload on a piece of ti...
Submitted by: BigPimpin6969 31,137 views 1.00 = Nookie Cookie Star (5 votes)

guatemalan roundabout Added: 11/15/2003 Noun  
Your bustin a girl in the ass doggie style, then pull out just before you nut an...
Submitted by: adam p 2,081 views 1.00 = guatemalan roundabout Star (5 votes)

pink boss Added: 8/20/2003 Noun  
The pussy.
Submitted by: Walker 1,057 views 1.00 = pink boss Star (5 votes)

Trade Winds Added: 1/18/2004 Noun  
Where you sit on girl's butt giving her a back massage and you fart, passing a g...
Submitted by: Dane 852 views 1.00 = Trade Winds Star (5 votes)

Schmelfing Added: 4/8/2003 Noun  
The art of 'schmelfing' is when you release a 'silent but violent' fart within a...
Submitted by: Willass 2,089 views 1.00 = Schmelfing Star (5 votes)

Veggie Added: 2/13/2004 Noun  
When a chick's vagina gets crammed with her tight jeans and or underwear. a mix...
Submitted by: Easy Jessica 1,516 views 1.00 = Veggie Star (5 votes)

brown nose Added: 12/29/2003 Noun  
When you proceed to stick your male genitalia between your legs and ass cheeks a...
Submitted by: The Divine Rod 971 views 1.00 = brown nose Star (5 votes)

Idaho Smack-a-Ho Added: 3/31/2003 Noun  
(close relative to the Boston pancake) Mound up a scoop of warm mashed potatoes...
Submitted by: Cheri Pi 4,713 views 1.00 = Idaho Smack-a-Ho Star (5 votes)

Lightsaber Added: 3/27/2007 Noun  
While participating in the act of intercorse whilst the female party is menstrat...
Submitted by: Fern Meneely 31,102 views 1.00 = Lightsaber Star (5 votes)

Crayolas, The Added: 11/27/2006 Noun  
When one has to continually wipe his ass as if the tip of a brown waxy crayon is...
Submitted by: Dave Hancock 31,013 views 1.00 = Crayolas, The Star (5 votes)

Mud Helmet Added: 6/25/2005 Noun  
Film of feces on one's penis after anal sex.
Submitted by: shecky speilcus 31,041 views 1.00 = Mud Helmet Star (5 votes)

tilt-o-whirl Added: 11/25/2005 Noun  
while on a table under a ceiling fan, have the girl on top of you with her legs ...
Submitted by: steve b 31,086 views 1.00 = tilt-o-whirl Star (5 votes)

dingleberry mudslide Added: 12/28/2005 Noun  
When one is already suffering from pieces of fecal matter attaching themselves t...
Submitted by: William Bruce McDulin 31,058 views 1.00 = dingleberry mudslide Star (5 votes)

Booty-DO Added: 4/14/2009 Noun  
When a chicks stomach sticks out more than her booty Do!
Submitted by: Adam R 165 views 1.00 = Booty-DO Star (5 votes)

Two-timing Added: 10/4/2005 Noun  
when a women is brest feeding her baby and getting eaten out at the same time
Submitted by: Heath Houston 31,143 views 1.00 = Two-timing Star (5 votes)

Polish Breakfast Added: 2/9/2006 Noun  
Dust your cock with a laxative make her suck your dick then once the laxative ki...
Submitted by: Jen Borst 31,264 views 1.00 = Polish Breakfast Star (5 votes)

funky urchin Added: 4/13/2005 Noun  
a chick w/ more piercings on her vagina than the local accupuncturist's office.
Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB 31,184 views 1.00 = funky urchin Star (5 votes)

analicious Added: 3/3/2003 Noun  
the act of eating a mile of her shit just to get to her fine ass
Submitted by: pendeho 5,827 views 1.09 = analicious Star (45 votes)

Gruntilda Added: 3/16/2004 Noun  
When you are anally violating someone, and she starts grunting like a caveman
Submitted by: ted bjorndal 1,278 views 1.09 = Gruntilda Star (11 votes)

oral slot Added: 10/27/2003 Noun  
Another term for mouth when used for giving oral sex.
Submitted by: Veronica 1,630 views 1.10 = oral slot Star (31 votes)

Fuck Shack, The Added: 3/9/2006 Noun  
a nasty ass place to fuck some whores in.
Submitted by: Scott Hillman 32,159 views 1.12 = Fuck Shack, The Star (164 votes)

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Ream Added: 2/15/2004 Verb  
To enlarge the Anus of a female to whom one is giving anal sex, due to a rather ...
Submitted by: Colin 2,016 views 1.12 = Ream Star (57 votes)

rat catching Added: 10/9/2004 Noun  
When giving a woman oral sex and her pubic hair just keeps getting in the way
Submitted by: tim findlay 13,084 views 1.12 = rat catching Star (170 votes)

riding the hog Added: 3/31/2005 Verb  
The sexual position in which the man is lying down and the female is sitting on ...
Submitted by: Dr. Mckockiner 31,420 views 1.13 = riding the hog Star (8 votes)

Love Balloon Added: 3/31/2005 Noun  
another word for penis.
Submitted by: Mike Beaver 31,490 views 1.13 = Love Balloon Star (16 votes)

Intraboobily Added: 12/20/2005 Noun  
When a woman sandwiches a man's dick in between her breasts and holds them tight...
Submitted by: Portia de Fleur 31,929 views 1.13 = Intraboobily Star (64 votes)

vagina wiggle Added: 5/13/2004 Noun  
When a girl squeezes her vagina muscles, making the labia wiggle!
Submitted by: Tim Zettel 2,671 views 1.13 = vagina wiggle Star (70 votes)

Meat Flower Added: 12/20/2005 Noun  
The engorged anus of a sex professional
Submitted by: Br 31,701 views 1.13 = Meat Flower Star (70 votes)

Bobbin gobbler Added: 3/24/2006 Noun  
When you deep-throat a lady as far as you can go, and wiggle your hips from side...
Submitted by: J.W. 32,027 views 1.13 = Bobbin gobbler Star (31 votes)

Bag Over the Head Job Added: 11/11/2006 Noun  
Unattractive but sexually easy woman.
Submitted by: Trimalchio's Dog 31,606 views 1.13 = Bag Over the Head Job Star (46 votes)

cleveland brown Added: 5/3/2004 Noun  
ugly chick with a hot body. Nice uniform but ugly helmet. aka butterface
Submitted by: babymidas 2,698 views 1.13 = cleveland brown Star (53 votes)

Test Fuck Dummy Added: 7/5/2006 Noun  
When a person uses either an inflatable or a realy stupid drunk person to test o...
Submitted by: SAC 31,763 views 1.13 = Test Fuck Dummy Star (53 votes)

Stool sample Added: 11/8/2003 Noun  
When exiting anal penetration a portion of fecel matter flings out with the exit...
Submitted by: Panblanco 990 views 1.13 = Stool sample Star (15 votes)

Horse Hoof Added: 6/16/2005 Noun  
An abnormally large vagina.
Submitted by: Jason 31,514 views 1.13 = Horse Hoof Star (15 votes)

Rod of God Added: 2/18/2003 Noun  
A dick so large that it must be tied to your leg to avoid exposure.
Submitted by: Zach 3,158 views 1.13 = Rod of God Star (60 votes)

darwicking Added: 2/1/2004 Verb  
raw dicking
Submitted by: sweet dick will 2,042 views 1.14 = darwicking Star (37 votes)

ass queen Added: 8/29/2004 Noun  
a queer that likes it in the ass. or a gurl that prefers anal and thinks she is ...
Submitted by: tm0n3ydapimp 1,858 views 1.14 = ass queen Star (111 votes)

Ninety-Nine Added: 2/9/2006 Noun  
fuck someone from behind while both partners are standing.
Submitted by: Ben Dover 31,485 views 1.14 = Ninety-Nine Star (22 votes)

slime faced mouth plow Added: 10/25/2004 Noun  
while getting head, thrusting your hips towards the girl's face as if having sex
Submitted by: Jim Dugan 1,482 views 1.14 = slime faced mouth plow Star (44 votes)

sqealing pig Added: 11/7/2004 Verb  
when you are doing a girl from behind, you grab her by the hips, and ram it in h...
Submitted by: glitch 1,674 views 1.14 = sqealing pig Star (73 votes)

Womb Broom Added: 1/10/2003 Noun  
A beard or mustache.
Submitted by: Eddie 3,259 views 1.14 = Womb Broom Star (58 votes)

skeezer Added: 2/24/2005 Noun  
a nasty ass slut that anyone can fuck usually a fat girl
Submitted by: Ivana Humpalot 31,693 views 1.14 = skeezer Star (36 votes)

Ghetto Booty (G.B.) Added: 2/21/2004 Noun  
When a girl walks by and shes looking so fine and you just want to fuck her up t...
Submitted by: Your Mama 2,154 views 1.14 = Ghetto Booty (G.B.) Star (72 votes)

Beer Can Cunt Crunch Added: 2/9/2006 Noun  
When a chick sticks a fuckin budweiser can in her pussy and flexes her clit musc...
Submitted by: Scott Hillman 33,093 views 1.14 = Beer Can Cunt Crunch Star (108 votes)

Womanure Added: 7/5/2006 Adjective  
A woman who is a worthless piece of shit.
Submitted by: Mike 31,868 views 1.14 = Womanure Star (143 votes)

Pubic Grease Added: 1/15/2006 Noun  
The goo that forms when a man and woman are fucking for long periods of time.
Submitted by: Scott Hillman 31,628 views 1.14 = Pubic Grease Star (64 votes)

Double Stuff, The Added: 6/16/2005 Noun  
When two guys fuck the same girl at the same time in any two holes.
Submitted by: danandjake 31,484 views 1.14 = Double Stuff, The Star (7 votes)

spum Added: 2/24/2005 Noun  
girl cum
Submitted by: thor holton 31,349 views 1.14 = spum Star (14 votes)

floating treat Added: 11/18/2003 Noun  
When your wad floats to the surface of the hot tub after the deed. There remain...
Submitted by: panblanco 1,053 views 1.14 = floating treat Star (14 votes)

Leather Muffin Added: 2/6/2004 Noun  
Extremely old pussy; usually only enjoyed on very drunk occassions, or extreme h...
Submitted by: Jimmy 1,547 views 1.14 = Leather Muffin Star (14 votes)

Akron Abuck, The Added: 9/3/2006 Noun  
A position for anal intercourse where the recipient lies on their back and pulls...
Submitted by: EJCummer 31,675 views 1.14 = Akron Abuck, The Star (14 votes)

Ass Chasm Added: 7/30/2004 Adjective  
Used to described the backside of a girl that has been fucked in the ass so many...
Submitted by: sars 2,023 views 1.14 = Ass Chasm Star (21 votes)

Two Handfuls of Ham Added: 12/3/2005 Noun  
Going up behind a girl you don't know with a sweet, sweet ass, and just grabbing...
Submitted by: thechief 31,616 views 1.14 = Two Handfuls of Ham Star (21 votes)

Bittersweet Symphony Added: 5/3/2004 Noun  
While getting head you pull the girls head down on your dick causing her to puke...
Submitted by: Dylan Sodt 2,588 views 1.14 = Bittersweet Symphony Star (28 votes)

Jellies Added: 12/6/2004 Noun  
Tits.
Submitted by: Da Man! 1,725 views 1.14 = Jellies Star (35 votes)

Muzzle Loader Added: 11/4/2005 Noun  
a girl's abiltiy to make at least eight inches of cock disappear down her throat
Submitted by: Heath Houston 31,688 views 1.14 = Muzzle Loader Star (35 votes)

Jello molds Added: 4/27/2004 Noun  
A typical bra that has to cotain sloppy fat chick tits with very littel substanc...
Submitted by: Anon 2,338 views 1.14 = Jello molds Star (42 votes)

Bitties on Parade Added: 4/9/2004 Noun  
The time of year when young women decide it is time to unveil there long dormant...
Submitted by: Zach 4,204 views 1.15 = Bitties on Parade Star (41 votes)

Party Mix Added: 12/27/2006 Noun  
When you push a girl you hate into a room full of backed up Marines returning fr...
Submitted by: Big E. 31,857 views 1.15 = Party Mix Star (68 votes)

Backdoor Beauty Added: 2/18/2003 Noun  
A woman who enjoys anal sex, and gives it out with much pleasure. Woman usually...
Submitted by: Zach 5,324 views 1.15 = Backdoor Beauty Star (27 votes)

tit tug Added: 2/15/2005 Noun  
tit tug, a person will wank a womens tits by tugging them repeatitdly.
Submitted by: dirty man Josh 31,266 views 1.15 = tit tug Star (20 votes)

Cunt Cork Added: 1/29/2004 Noun  
When during sex the condom accidently comes off the mans penis and gets stuck up...
Submitted by: John 1,917 views 1.15 = Cunt Cork Star (13 votes)

panty pool Added: 10/23/2005 Noun  
the excess cum that collects in the panties after a particularly heavy load.
Submitted by: polly 31,490 views 1.15 = panty pool Star (13 votes)

porn dogg Added: 4/23/2003 Noun  
for a male or female who obsesively masturbates to porn
Submitted by: ima gunna cum in ur mouth 3,105 views 1.15 = porn dogg Star (26 votes)

Camel Hump Added: 1/16/2003 Noun Click to listen to Camel Hump
As in 'Camel Foot'. The name given to the male package when seen in tight clothi...
Submitted by: Gareth Micheal Sohi 8,376 views 1.15 = Camel Hump Star (26 votes)

Afterburn Added: 5/13/2004 Noun  
When you wake up to feel that your ass is sore due to a long night of rough anal...
Submitted by: Big D Rob 5,718 views 1.16 = Afterburn Star (32 votes)

Sweet Chin Music Added: 10/5/2003 Noun  
When receiving deep throat oral pleasure from a slut, the sensations becomes to ...
Submitted by: andy 2,275 views 1.16 = Sweet Chin Music Star (38 votes)

stool whore Added: 3/15/2003 Noun  
A filthy woman who loves the ripe smell of her own ass being plowed by multiple ...
Submitted by: heywood jablowme 1,808 views 1.16 = stool whore Star (44 votes)

Preggo Pause Added: 12/3/2005 Noun  
The awkward moment of silence after the girl you are fucking realizes you just c...
Submitted by: Brendan 31,822 views 1.16 = Preggo Pause Star (44 votes)

Mamby Added: 4/23/2003 Noun  
Polite and covert term for the act of sexual intercourse.
Submitted by: Flame 3,869 views 1.16 = Mamby Star (25 votes)

Almosts Added: 5/13/2006 Noun  
A pair of Nice-sized tits that, even though they are great, are still too small ...
Submitted by: goobs 31,742 views 1.16 = Almosts Star (56 votes)

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