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p shirt Added: 6/18/2003 Noun  
When you tuck the bottom of a t shirt into your pants, and the drippers leave a ...
Submitted by: John 5,234 views 2.36 = p shirt Star p shirt Star (11 votes)

P.A.D.S. Added: 8/13/2004 Noun  
Pissing Anxiety Disorder (a funny knock on SIDS or SARS). Stagefrieght.
Submitted by: Weirton 4,362 views 2.00 = P.A.D.S. Star P.A.D.S. Star (6 votes)

P.A.M. Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
When you fuck a girl in her pussy ass then mouth.
Submitted by: The Poet 2,151 views 3.40 = P.A.M. Star P.A.M. Star P.A.M. Star (20 votes)

P.B.J. (Peanut Butter & Jelly) Added: 3/20/2003 Noun  
When a girl has her period and takes a shit, the resulting product in the bowl ...
Submitted by: Leo Bevy 7,696 views 2.91 = P.B.J. (Peanut Butter & Jelly) Star P.B.J. (Peanut Butter & Jelly) Star P.B.J. (Peanut Butter & Jelly) Star (11 votes)

P.C.D. Added: 2/5/2004 Noun  
Public Cum Dumpster. A dirty skank so overused she is considered a public cum d...
Submitted by: KelleyD 4,841 views 2.33 = P.C.D. Star P.C.D. Star (92 votes)

P.O.P Luck Added: 3/9/2004 Noun  
Poop On Penis occurs after having anal sex with your lover, and as you finish an...
Submitted by: C-Man 5,026 views 2.50 = P.O.P Luck Star P.O.P Luck Star P.O.P Luck Star (12 votes)

P.O.T. Added: 1/30/2006 Noun  
(pull out target) a tattoo located above a chicks ass.
Submitted by: czekaj 33,561 views 2.17 = P.O.T. Star P.O.T. Star (18 votes)

P.P.D. Added: 2/6/2003 Noun  
Post-penis drip. A very noticable small wet stain left in the front of your jean...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 6,568 views 2.50 = P.P.D. Star P.P.D. Star P.P.D. Star (12 votes)

P.T.T. Added: 10/7/2003 Noun  
Personal Touch Time, time to jack off
Submitted by: joseph momma 4,227 views 1.46 = P.T.T. Star (13 votes)

pace car Added: 12/18/2004 Noun  
pace car - the slow un-aerodynamic leading turd that once out of the way, allows...
Submitted by: Charles Rice 4,306 views 1.40 = pace car Star (15 votes)

pack your own lunch Added: 6/30/2004 Verb  
suck your own dick
Submitted by: pope 4,351 views 2.64 = pack your own lunch Star pack your own lunch Star pack your own lunch Star (11 votes)

Packin' lunch Added: 11/30/2004 Verb  
When a guy jerks off in a condom and feeds the contents to their partner.
Submitted by: chi 'n bith 4,240 views 1.67 = Packin' lunch Star Packin' lunch Star (9 votes)

packing bags Added: 10/18/2004 Verb  
stuffing your balls into a girls pussy.
Submitted by: duckdog 3,744 views 2.15 = packing bags Star packing bags Star (13 votes)

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Packing Heat Added: 11/14/2002 Verb Click to listen to Packing Heat
When you have to take a dump and you can't because of time, constipation, or ner...
Submitted by: Tom 6,370 views 2.09 = Packing Heat Star Packing Heat Star (11 votes)

Packing Her Peanuts Added: 12/28/2005 Noun  
Ass busting when you know she's got turds up there and you can feel your hammer ...
Submitted by: Pirate 34,342 views 1.89 = Packing Her Peanuts Star Packing Her Peanuts Star (35 votes)

Padlock, The Added: 9/20/2004 Noun  
Sticking your dick up your own ass
Submitted by: El CiD 4,761 views 3.10 = Padlock, The Star Padlock, The Star Padlock, The Star (10 votes)

Padussy Added: 11/27/2002 Noun Click to listen to Padussy
the after-aroma of a long night of hardcore sex.
Submitted by: 7,909 views 1.15 = Padussy Star (39 votes)

Page Turner Added: 4/14/2009 Noun  
A dump that takes so long that you can read a whole book before you're done
Submitted by: tree 1,926 views 2.57 = Page Turner Star Page Turner Star Page Turner Star (21 votes)

Pagina Added: 5/19/2004 Noun  
A penis with a vagina in place of the dickhole. You may stick pubic hairs in it...
Submitted by: Will U. Marryme 4,833 views 3.25 = Pagina Star Pagina Star Pagina Star (16 votes)

Paid Vacation Added: 5/3/2004 Noun  
When you take a dump at work...
Submitted by: Matt Williams 4,779 views 3.45 = Paid Vacation Star Paid Vacation Star Paid Vacation Star (49 votes)

paint brush Added: 4/10/2007 Noun  
To lick a girl starting from her butt and going all the way to her pussy and bac...
Submitted by: xchandlerx 34,318 views 3.56 = paint brush Star paint brush Star paint brush Star paint brush Star (106 votes)

Paint peeler Added: 5/5/2003 Noun  
A fart that stinks so bad it makes the paint buckle on the wall.
Submitted by: psykofax 5,519 views 2.15 = Paint peeler Star Paint peeler Star (13 votes)

paint the walls Added: 1/13/2003 Verb  
To withdraw your penis from the vagina just before you cum and blow your load on...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 5,818 views 1.80 = paint the walls Star paint the walls Star (15 votes)

Paint your nails Added: 8/8/2003 Verb  
1. fingering a girl while she's on her period. 2. a girl masturbating while on h...
Submitted by: Da Sparrow 4,678 views 3.33 = Paint your nails Star Paint your nails Star Paint your nails Star (9 votes)

Paintball Added: 7/1/2004 Noun  
when you you think you're going to fart, and then you shit in your underwear, th...
Submitted by: Jason 4,566 views 1.40 = Paintball Star (15 votes)

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