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Snot Rocket
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By Mikhunt
Comment posted: 3/4/2003
After years of dedication and training I can hit a Bull’s-eye at 12 yards. With the right trajectory, with no wind on a full moon at sea level. This is the right nostril, but the left will only reach about 9 or so yards. After years of trial and error, dedication, training and hundreds of dollars spent on over-the-counter decongestants I have finally achieved enough distance to get in Guiness Book of World Records. This year my friends and I gathered in a field full of cotton wood trees and rag weed to attempt the world record, so here it is. We nailed a regulation dartboard to a cotton wood tree. From 36 feet 2 inches away I scored an average 62% hit on the Bull’s-eye. Many conditions affect the travel of snot rockets while in flight. After studying snotautics, (the aerodynamics of snot), I calculated what conditions were best for me to hit my mark so far away. Wind: Calm Temp: 73 deg F Humidity: 65% Full Moon Pollen: 8900 Cotton wood: 7625 Nostril used: Left I have found that most people have stronger snot-slinging muscles on one side of their body, as I am not able to match the record distance with my right nostril. Maybe one of you people on the site could help me put together a more rigorous training regime. My snottiest rockets to you, Mikhunt
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