 Top 101 Best Words listed on TurdWords.com |
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Take one of our sex polls
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Bambi Legs
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Added: 8/9/2009
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Noun
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The condition after orgasming your legs become weak like a new born fawn
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| Submitted by: brother jason |
68 views |
4.00 =
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Gapage
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Added: 1/9/2005
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Adjective
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The diameter in inches of a stretched out asshole after an powerful anal session...
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| Submitted by: Peter Powerbottom |
32,716 views |
3.74 =
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Drain Babies
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Added: 10/1/2003
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Noun
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a load left in the shower drain after jerking off
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| Submitted by: andy |
12,388 views |
3.73 =
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Gentleman's Handshake, The
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Added: 2/21/2004
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Noun
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After pounding a girl in the ass, you pull out and stick your fingers in the gap...
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| Submitted by: Team Boey |
16,687 views |
3.72 =
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Funch
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Added: 4/3/2004
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Noun
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A noontime quickie. A combination of the words fuck + lunch
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| Submitted by: WD |
9,603 views |
3.68 =
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Wide-On
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Added: 5/28/2004
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Noun
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The female's equivalent of a hard-on. When experiencing intense erotic excitemen...
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| Submitted by: WD |
17,324 views |
3.66 =
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Double Skeet
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Added: 4/14/2009
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Noun
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An enormous load, cumshot, or jizz. Caused by either the hotness of partner or d...
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| Submitted by: ColinC |
1,297 views |
3.65 =
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Continental Breakfast
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Added: 1/12/2004
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Noun
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Two eggs and a sausage all in her mouth at the same time.
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| Submitted by: Captain canuck |
17,919 views |
3.65 =
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Transylvania Teabag
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Added: 8/11/2007
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Noun
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A used tampon
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| Submitted by: WD |
31,719 views |
3.65 =
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Balloon Knot
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Added: 2/21/2003
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Noun
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An arse hole, asshole, butthole.
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| Submitted by: JWyatt |
32,657 views |
3.64 =
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Chili Dog
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Added: 1/17/2003
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Noun
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Rubbing the penis between the breasts after one has defacated there.
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| Submitted by: BigRog |
27,259 views |
3.64 =
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Butterface
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Added: 11/24/2002
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Noun
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A girl who has a good looking body, but her face is ugly as shit!
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7,444 views |
3.63 =
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Credit Card
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Added: 4/2/2003
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Noun
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To catch an unexpecting person bent over, you proceed to swipe your hand from th...
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| Submitted by: Cee |
30,280 views |
3.63 =
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Leather Cheerio
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Added: 2/15/2003
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Noun
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Anus
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| Submitted by: Andrew |
16,567 views |
3.63 =
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Chicken Rotisserie
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Added: 12/6/2004
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Noun
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When two guys are standing up, facing each other, with a bitch bended over betwe...
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| Submitted by: nardog |
20,384 views |
3.63 =
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airplane skirt
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Added: 4/6/2003
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Noun
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a skirt so short that when she bends over you can see her cockpit
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| Submitted by: hale |
20,421 views |
3.63 =
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Headlights
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Added: 4/18/2003
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Noun
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Perky breasts. Breasts that do not sag.
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| Submitted by: Terd Fergisun |
6,628 views |
3.63 =
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Factory Air
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Added: 4/4/2005
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Noun
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Definiton 1: When a chick has a horizontal gap where her inner thighs meet, supp...
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| Submitted by: noni mous |
32,636 views |
3.63 =
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Pearl Harbor
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Added: 3/12/2003
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Noun
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When fucking a girl from behind, you kamikaze sneak attack your dive bomber into...
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| Submitted by: The Felch Brothers |
42,709 views |
3.63 =
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Pink shoelace
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Added: 11/19/2005
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Noun
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When you stretch a clit so far out, preferably, it looks like you're stringing a...
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| Submitted by: Tony G |
31,419 views |
3.63 =
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Pearl Dragon
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Added: 4/13/2003
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Noun
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When a girl is giving you head you "gently" smack her on the back of the head be...
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| Submitted by: k |
11,703 views |
3.63 =
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Commando
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Added: 8/23/2003
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Noun
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Having no panties underneath a skirt.
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| Submitted by: Phil Yarmouth |
1,230 views |
3.63 =
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Dusty Angel
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Added: 6/26/2004
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Noun
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After the cum dries up after a bukkake session, the process of brushing the cum ...
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| Submitted by: DoWoIL |
1,081 views |
3.63 =
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Crucifix, The
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Added: 4/27/2005
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Noun
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When you have 4 guys and one girl bending over. She is beating two of the guys ...
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| Submitted by: PimpDaddyB |
31,300 views |
3.62 =
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Eel Meal
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Added: 4/11/2005
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Noun
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a deepthroat blowjob
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| Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB |
32,072 views |
3.62 =
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bustdown
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Added: 1/15/2006
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Adverb
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the girl who lets guys run trains on her, also called a runner, because how loos...
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| Submitted by: fresh firsts |
31,150 views |
3.61 =
(18 votes)
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Jill off
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Added: 12/11/2002
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Verb
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A female Masturbation. The opposite of Jack off.
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| Submitted by: RJ |
15,209 views |
3.61 =
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Dutch Windmill
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Added: 3/18/2005
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Noun
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Doing a girl doggie, and spanking her by windmilling your arms backwards
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| Submitted by: Badooom |
31,351 views |
3.61 =
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village bicycle
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Added: 4/22/2003
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Noun
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the town slut
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| Submitted by: dick |
7,894 views |
3.60 =
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Lake Erie Walleye
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Added: 8/9/2009
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Noun
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When you find a slut that is as horny as you. Get a bag of goldfish and put them...
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| Submitted by: EJ Cummer |
1,425 views |
3.60 =
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Mandruff
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Added: 3/29/2003
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Noun
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the dried flaky spunk often left on a womans breasts after 'crashing the yoghurt...
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| Submitted by: Willass |
3,197 views |
3.60 =
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Eye Candy
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Added: 11/14/2002
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Noun
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A sexy looking person that is pleasing to the eye but would leave a bitter after...
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| Submitted by: Common |
3,116 views |
3.60 =
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brownie points
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Added: 7/21/2005
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Noun
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chicks nipples
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| Submitted by: cbray |
31,019 views |
3.60 =
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Blind-Puppy
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Added: 2/24/2003
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Noun
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When a girl is giving you a blow job and she rubs your dick all around her mouth...
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| Submitted by: Kindaweird |
22,306 views |
3.60 =
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Amish Butter Churner
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Added: 5/7/2006
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Noun
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While blasting your girl in the ass, pull out and cum all over her pulsing assho...
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| Submitted by: Local 174 |
31,234 views |
3.60 =
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Church Bells
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Added: 6/1/2006
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Noun
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When a girl is sucking you off, and your nuts are slapping her in the chin.
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| Submitted by: Emmers & Kiki |
31,016 views |
3.60 =
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Slurpie
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Added: 11/4/2005
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Adjective
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When a dude or chick sucks your dick and you cum in their mouth, then they conti...
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| Submitted by: Nick |
31,023 views |
3.60 =
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Wall Banger
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Added: 5/7/2006
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Noun
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When you rent a whore for the night and she has a ponytail. You hang her from a...
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| Submitted by: Joe P |
32,249 views |
3.60 =
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Overloaded Outlet
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Added: 8/18/2003
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Noun
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A person who has a penis in almost every able hole in their body.
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| Submitted by: CTS |
1,266 views |
3.60 =
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Hickory Dickory Dock, The
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Added: 4/8/2006
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Noun
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Hickory Dickory Dock, this ho wanted to suck my cock, the clock struck two, i sh...
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| Submitted by: Scott Hillman |
30,925 views |
3.60 =
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brown Bag manuever
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Added: 2/12/2003
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Noun
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putting a bag over an ugly bitches head when you fuck her
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| Submitted by: mason |
2,564 views |
3.60 =
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salt malt
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Added: 2/24/2003
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Noun
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A semen load
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| Submitted by: Ted K |
2,611 views |
3.60 =
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clit dick
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Added: 12/15/2009
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Noun
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when the size of a girls clit bulges out like a boner in jeans
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| Submitted by: j easy |
65 views |
3.60 =
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Cock-A-Doodle-Doo, The
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Added: 12/15/2006
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Noun
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When a guy with a huge cock assfucks a woman on all fours so hard, that with eve...
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| Submitted by: EJ Cummer |
31,012 views |
3.60 =
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Bronsky
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Added: 3/31/2005
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Noun
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The act of placing your face in between a large set of tits and screaming the al...
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| Submitted by: winse |
31,012 views |
3.60 =
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Jungle Fever
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Added: 8/4/2007
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Noun
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The pubic area after way too long without Man/Womanscaping
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| Submitted by: UCaneFan |
31,135 views |
3.60 =
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sistine chapel
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Added: 2/27/2004
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Noun
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Where you jizz so much it paints the ceiling. AKA The Michelangelo.
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| Submitted by: johnny versnatchie |
15,709 views |
3.59 =
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Bagpiping
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Added: 2/5/2003
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Verb
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Lubing up a partners armpit and fucking it.
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| Submitted by: Rich |
4,878 views |
3.59 =
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Vertical Smile
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Added: 3/29/2003
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Noun
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A Pussy
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| Submitted by: STACEY |
3,123 views |
3.59 =
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Creampie
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Added: 3/12/2004
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Noun
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Semen dripping out of a freshly screwed ass or pussy after sex.
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| Submitted by: Reggy |
4,909 views |
3.58 =
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sausage wallet
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Added: 2/27/2003
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Noun
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a vagina, pussy, or cunt. Term used to describe a vagina you have sex with.
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| Submitted by: sarah |
7,583 views |
3.58 =
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Do you like Big Boobs? These hefty's are looking for you.
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Pop Over
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Added: 8/27/2005
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Adverb
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A late night booty call
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| Submitted by: Natalie |
31,122 views |
3.58 =
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Prom Queen
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Added: 3/4/2003
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Noun
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The Engineer of the train at the end of a dance
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| Submitted by: Mikhunt |
6,959 views |
3.58 =
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Eiffel Tower
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Added: 3/4/2003
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Noun
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When one guys screwing a girl in the ass and the other's getting head from her a...
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| Submitted by: Maggie |
17,404 views |
3.58 =
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Betsy Ross
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Added: 7/13/2003
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Noun
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While on her period, take your girlfriend and fuck her silly. Then take her and ...
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| Submitted by: Dr. Will Fister P.H.D. |
22,188 views |
3.58 =
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Bead Job
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Added: 3/29/2003
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Noun
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TO use anal beads.
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| Submitted by: STACEY |
3,081 views |
3.58 =
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FMP
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Added: 6/1/2003
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Noun
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Fuck Me Pumps
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| Submitted by: Playa Martin |
1,782 views |
3.57 =
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Human Dipstick
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Added: 7/26/2004
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Noun
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A girl who can deepthroat your cock and is able to lick your balls at the same t...
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| Submitted by: David B |
8,604 views |
3.57 =
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Bunsen Burner
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Added: 6/7/2004
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Noun
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fucking an old woman in the ass with no lubrication
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| Submitted by: Fecal Matter |
973 views |
3.57 =
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Braile Tits
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Added: 3/10/2005
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Noun
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The little goose bumps around a womans nipple which are braile for "Lick Here"
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| Submitted by: infinity7_7_7 |
31,040 views |
3.57 =
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Prickly Pear, The
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Added: 2/7/2005
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Noun
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When fucking a girl in the ass, right as you finish you stab her with a needle t...
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| Submitted by: Bear |
31,110 views |
3.57 =
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BanglaDesky
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Added: 1/16/2003
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Noun
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The act of having sex with someone on office furniture.
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| Submitted by: Gareth Michael Sohi |
3,084 views |
3.57 =
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French Fuck
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Added: 3/11/2005
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Noun
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Putting your penis between a woman's breasts. (See 'titty sex'.)
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| Submitted by: Vince F. Bundy |
31,028 views |
3.57 =
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Green Jean
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Added: 3/4/2003
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Noun
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A girls who masturbates with vegetables.
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| Submitted by: Maggie |
2,988 views |
3.57 =
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dishwasher
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Added: 3/24/2006
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Noun
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Finger a woman over a plate (or better, multiple plates), then spread her juice ...
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| Submitted by: K*Swedish |
31,121 views |
3.57 =
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Reality wank
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Added: 4/5/2003
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Noun
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The act of masturbation while fantasising about a soap opera actress or other ce...
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| Submitted by: leeny Burghers |
2,024 views |
3.57 =
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Three-hole punch
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Added: 6/16/2005
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Noun
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When a girl receives three cocks simultaneously in her anus, vagina, and mouth. ...
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| Submitted by: Manni |
30,958 views |
3.57 =
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afternoon delite
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Added: 12/28/2005
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Noun
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instead of leaving work early to have sex with your wife you go to your neighbor...
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| Submitted by: sofa king |
31,524 views |
3.57 =
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Human Shishkabob
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Added: 3/3/2005
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Noun
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Someone taking a jimmy in the mouth and in the rear.
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| Submitted by: Damian Scott |
30,994 views |
3.57 =
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lip toker
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Added: 10/13/2003
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Noun
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a girl who smokes a good cock
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| Submitted by: Kelly |
844 views |
3.57 =
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Garden Weasel
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Added: 8/13/2003
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Noun
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crossing your index and middle fingers, then crossing your pinky and ring finger...
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| Submitted by: Sean |
2,742 views |
3.57 =
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cunny honey
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Added: 2/13/2004
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Noun
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The moisture from an excited woman's vagina
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| Submitted by: Big C |
647 views |
3.57 =
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port-o-bang
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Added: 11/27/2006
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Noun
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Having sex in a port-o-let.
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| Submitted by: Dick Hurtz |
31,003 views |
3.57 =
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cuban cigar
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Added: 6/1/2003
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Noun
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while having anal sex she starts to shit so you pull it out and make her suck th...
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| Submitted by: Uncle Rob |
1,276 views |
3.57 =
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dirty muskett
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Added: 3/3/2003
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Noun
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when you put your penis in a girls ass and right as your about to go you flip he...
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| Submitted by: chad holp |
2,882 views |
3.57 =
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pilot hole
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Added: 12/15/2009
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Noun
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when her hole is so tight you have to loosen her up with your finger before you ...
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| Submitted by: dano |
137 views |
3.57 =
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Portugeuse Paper Mache
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Added: 4/27/2004
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Noun
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The wonderfully sticky and malleable resource material that you get when combini...
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| Submitted by: Tucker |
1,622 views |
3.57 =
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Day at the Spa
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Added: 7/25/2003
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Noun
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You cum in your hand and then wipe it on the girls face.
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| Submitted by: spagirl |
1,900 views |
3.57 =
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Rim wiggle
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Added: 6/20/2003
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Noun
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The little wiggly motion a woman makes as she is trying to fit your cock up her ...
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| Submitted by: Marcus |
1,184 views |
3.57 =
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Crunties
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Added: 8/18/2003
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Noun
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Crusted over panties from the night before
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| Submitted by: Alexanderoux |
746 views |
3.57 =
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Smiling Porpoise, The
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Added: 9/3/2006
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Noun
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The "smile" an attractive female exhibits when she climbs out of the swimming po...
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| Submitted by: EJCummer |
31,284 views |
3.57 =
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One Shot Cold Clock
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Added: 10/23/2005
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Noun
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A fabled maneuver to begin penetration of a girl with one move almost instantane...
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| Submitted by: Chad |
31,054 views |
3.57 =
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Churning The Butter
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Added: 9/3/2006
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Noun
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The act of sexual intercourse (any oriface) with a butterface.
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| Submitted by: EJCummer |
31,072 views |
3.57 =
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leg salad
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Added: 1/8/2003
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Noun
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-cunnilingus
-eating out a woman
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| Submitted by: Michael R. Bishop |
2,690 views |
3.56 =
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fugly
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Added: 1/11/2003
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Adjective
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A really fuckin' ugly chick
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| Submitted by: Miraclemat |
2,079 views |
3.56 =
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Knee Ride
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Added: 7/11/2004
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Noun
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When a woman gets herself off by grinding herself off on your knee.
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| Submitted by: Penguin99 |
792 views |
3.56 =
(16 votes)
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Wish Bone
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Added: 7/7/2004
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Noun
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When you are fucking a girl in the missionary position with her legs over your s...
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| Submitted by: Get me a beer Mickey... |
963 views |
3.56 =
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African soup coolers
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Added: 2/9/2006
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Noun
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When a girl has huge lips that would be awesome for sucking your dick.
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| Submitted by: lukas milligan |
31,433 views |
3.56 =
(16 votes)
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Cornflake Girl
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Added: 8/10/2003
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Noun
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Chick who wakes up in the morning after a solid night of sex and procedes to giv...
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| Submitted by: Terry |
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Pink ashtray
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Added: 8/8/2003
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Noun
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Verb:best course of action when you have slept with an ugly sea beast from a dru...
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| Submitted by: Rob |
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organ donor
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Added: 5/3/2004
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he who gives the ol' man meat to the needy. charity screw. take one for the tea...
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| Submitted by: ace |
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split tail
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Added: 2/22/2003
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Noun
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when a man does the woman from the bee-hind
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| Submitted by: chet philips |
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Candied Yams
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Added: 10/14/2004
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Noun
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cumming on your girls tits.
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| Submitted by: redsix |
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Tender Booty
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Added: 6/10/2004
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Noun
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Swollen, extremely painful rectal area.
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| Submitted by: Scott Amerland |
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Bildgepump The
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Added: 9/20/2004
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Noun
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When you partner is constipated,you stick you dick in their asshole and piss.Thu...
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| Submitted by: Bobby C |
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Cleveland Popsicle
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Added: 1/30/2006
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Noun
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Using a frozen peice of poop as a dildo.
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| Submitted by: Frank Dorm at ASU |
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Anal Butter
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Added: 8/19/2004
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Noun
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The cum that dribbles from a guy or girls asshole, it's kinda brownish..mmmm
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| Submitted by: Denis Scutelry |
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Cock Jockey
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Added: 3/21/2004
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Noun
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1. A Homosexual 2. One who rides the cock, much like a jockey rides a horse.
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| Submitted by: Wang Chung |
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Baconator, The
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Added: 8/9/2009
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Noun
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When you get the women you want to bang home, offer to prepare a snack for her b...
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| Submitted by: EJ Cummer |
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Shower Bud
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Added: 1/31/2005
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Noun
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When you have a girl that's a "friend" who also likes to take showers with you a...
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| Submitted by: Bear |
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carpenter's dream
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Added: 12/27/2003
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Noun
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a term for a loose girl; flat as a board and easy to nail
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| Submitted by: JW |
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