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valedictorian
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Added: 11/25/2005
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Noun
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[pronouced valid`dick`torian]
the most popular girl in school who's fucked all ...
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| Submitted by: Damion |
31,015 views |
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Fecal Ferret
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Added: 5/21/2003
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Noun
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When you drop a really long shit that has anal pubes on it.
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| Submitted by: billybob |
1,140 views |
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Chestnut
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Added: 12/15/2009
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Noun
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Ejaculating on a female's chest.
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| Submitted by: Ron Malignant |
123 views |
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Flying tadpole
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Added: 9/23/2005
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Noun
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An errant cumshot.
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| Submitted by: Andrew |
31,003 views |
3.80 =
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Gapage
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Added: 1/9/2005
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Adjective
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The diameter in inches of a stretched out asshole after an powerful anal session...
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| Submitted by: Peter Powerbottom |
33,209 views |
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Crucifix, The
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Added: 4/27/2005
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Noun
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When you have 4 guys and one girl bending over. She is beating two of the guys ...
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| Submitted by: PimpDaddyB |
32,089 views |
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Transylvania Teabag
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Added: 8/11/2007
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Noun
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A used tampon
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| Submitted by: WD |
32,090 views |
3.74 =
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Chicken Rotisserie
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Added: 12/6/2004
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Noun
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When two guys are standing up, facing each other, with a bitch bended over betwe...
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| Submitted by: nardog |
20,903 views |
3.74 =
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Drain Babies
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Added: 10/1/2003
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Noun
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a load left in the shower drain after jerking off
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| Submitted by: andy |
12,712 views |
3.73 =
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Funch
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Added: 4/3/2004
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Noun
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A noontime quickie. A combination of the words fuck + lunch
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| Submitted by: WD |
9,917 views |
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Continental Breakfast
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Added: 1/12/2004
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Noun
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Two eggs and a sausage all in her mouth at the same time.
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| Submitted by: Captain canuck |
18,199 views |
3.70 =
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Crab Grass
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Added: 7/24/2004
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Noun
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A chick's pubic hair
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| Submitted by: WD |
2,492 views |
3.70 =
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Wide-On
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Added: 5/28/2004
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Noun
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The female's equivalent of a hard-on. When experiencing intense erotic excitemen...
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| Submitted by: WD |
17,718 views |
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Pink shoelace
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Added: 11/19/2005
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Noun
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When you stretch a clit so far out, preferably, it looks like you're stringing a...
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| Submitted by: Tony G |
31,799 views |
3.69 =
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Cheese Grater
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Added: 11/18/2003
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Noun
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Sex with someone who has either genital warts or anal warts.
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| Submitted by: Glenn S. |
27,866 views |
3.69 =
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sistine chapel
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Added: 2/27/2004
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Noun
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Where you jizz so much it paints the ceiling. AKA The Michelangelo.
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| Submitted by: johnny versnatchie |
15,897 views |
3.69 =
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Chili Dog
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Added: 1/17/2003
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Noun
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Rubbing the penis between the breasts after one has defacated there.
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| Submitted by: BigRog |
27,641 views |
3.69 =
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Jill off
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Added: 12/11/2002
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Verb
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A female Masturbation. The opposite of Jack off.
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| Submitted by: RJ |
15,437 views |
3.69 =
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Pearl Harbor
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Added: 3/12/2003
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Noun
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When fucking a girl from behind, you kamikaze sneak attack your dive bomber into...
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| Submitted by: The Felch Brothers |
43,388 views |
3.68 =
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Pearl Dragon
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Added: 4/13/2003
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Noun
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When a girl is giving you head you "gently" smack her on the back of the head be...
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| Submitted by: k |
12,223 views |
3.68 =
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Butterface
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Added: 11/24/2002
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Noun
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A girl who has a good looking body, but her face is ugly as shit!
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7,727 views |
3.68 =
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Commando
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Added: 8/23/2003
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Noun
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Having no panties underneath a skirt.
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| Submitted by: Phil Yarmouth |
1,441 views |
3.68 =
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Throat Yogurt
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Added: 12/18/2003
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Noun
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The compensation you give a chick after giving good head!
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| Submitted by: Aaron |
21,607 views |
3.68 =
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Credit Card
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Added: 4/2/2003
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Noun
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To catch an unexpecting person bent over, you proceed to swipe your hand from th...
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| Submitted by: Cee |
30,642 views |
3.68 =
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Blumpkin
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Added: 11/26/2002
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Noun
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Having your dick sucked while taking a dump.
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64,592 views |
3.67 =
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Nanook's Workout
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Added: 7/24/2004
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Noun
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When you get tired of body-building, move North to Alaska and become a Husky Fuc...
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| Submitted by: WD |
6,163 views |
3.67 =
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Hershey highway
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Added: 12/11/2002
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Noun
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The asshole.
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| Submitted by: RJ |
4,413 views |
3.67 =
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airplane skirt
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Added: 4/6/2003
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Noun
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a skirt so short that when she bends over you can see her cockpit
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| Submitted by: hale |
20,742 views |
3.67 =
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Balloon Knot
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Added: 2/21/2003
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Noun
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An arse hole, asshole, butthole.
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| Submitted by: JWyatt |
32,881 views |
3.67 =
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Betsy Ross
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Added: 7/13/2003
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Noun
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While on her period, take your girlfriend and fuck her silly. Then take her and ...
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| Submitted by: Dr. Will Fister P.H.D. |
22,819 views |
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Bagpiping
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Added: 2/5/2003
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Verb
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Lubing up a partners armpit and fucking it.
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| Submitted by: Rich |
5,104 views |
3.67 =
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sweater puppets
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Added: 5/31/2003
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Noun
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a woman with nice ta ta's (tits)
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| Submitted by: wizzy |
2,198 views |
3.67 =
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Headlights
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Added: 4/18/2003
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Noun
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Perky breasts. Breasts that do not sag.
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| Submitted by: Terd Fergisun |
6,787 views |
3.67 =
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Growing Pumpkins on the Porch
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Added: 6/16/2005
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Verb
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Refers to a chick who undergoes breast augmentation surgery to have an eye-poppi...
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| Submitted by: Honore de Ballsac |
31,267 views |
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shoe hornin
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Added: 3/31/2003
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Verb
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during ass sex with a chick you find that the head of your cock has gotten so hu...
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| Submitted by: da gooch |
4,781 views |
3.67 =
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Runnin' A Train
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Added: 5/7/2003
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Noun
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When several men all fuck the same girl, one after another
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| Submitted by: TWK TRAZ |
1,578 views |
3.67 =
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scooter
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Added: 6/19/2004
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Noun
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a half way decent looking chick that you'd ride, but you wouldn't brag to your f...
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| Submitted by: barney |
1,034 views |
3.67 =
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Pepperonies
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Added: 1/31/2005
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Adjective
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really big nipples that sometimes have little bumps on them
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| Submitted by: d sanchez |
31,239 views |
3.67 =
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fugly
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Added: 1/11/2003
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Adjective
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A really fuckin' ugly chick
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| Submitted by: Miraclemat |
2,188 views |
3.67 =
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Couch Sking
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Added: 7/11/2004
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Verb
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A girl jerking off two guys on a couch or car.
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| Submitted by: Danny |
1,223 views |
3.67 =
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Skankasarus
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Added: 2/15/2005
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Adjective
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a girl thats a total skank and will give it to anyone
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| Submitted by: Harry Campbell |
31,015 views |
3.67 =
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Smiling Porpoise, The
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Added: 9/3/2006
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Noun
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The "smile" an attractive female exhibits when she climbs out of the swimming po...
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| Submitted by: EJCummer |
31,551 views |
3.67 =
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Anal Spider, The
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Added: 3/11/2005
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Noun
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The insertion of both thumbs into a woman's anus, followed by vigorous wiggling ...
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| Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB |
31,457 views |
3.67 =
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Churning The Butter
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Added: 9/3/2006
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Noun
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The act of sexual intercourse (any oriface) with a butterface.
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| Submitted by: EJCummer |
31,143 views |
3.67 =
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Rough Rider
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Added: 11/11/2006
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Noun
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Ribbed Condom
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| Submitted by: Cold Naked Bandita |
30,980 views |
3.67 =
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village bicycle
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Added: 4/22/2003
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Noun
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the town slut
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| Submitted by: dick |
8,051 views |
3.66 =
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Raggedy Ann
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Added: 2/15/2004
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Noun
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A girl who gets screwed so many times by so many different people that she resem...
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| Submitted by: sLiCk-sHiTz |
3,331 views |
3.66 =
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Eye Candy
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Added: 11/14/2002
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Noun
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A sexy looking person that is pleasing to the eye but would leave a bitter after...
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| Submitted by: Common |
3,331 views |
3.66 =
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Leather Cheerio
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Added: 2/15/2003
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Noun
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Anus
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| Submitted by: Andrew |
16,732 views |
3.66 =
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Eel Meal
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Added: 4/11/2005
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Noun
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a deepthroat blowjob
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| Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB |
32,194 views |
3.66 =
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Find who you've been looking for
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Road Head
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Added: 3/12/2003
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Noun
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To receive Fellatio while driving.
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| Submitted by: mexijoo |
2,590 views |
3.66 =
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Frothy Fu Man Chu
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Added: 5/3/2005
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Noun
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You haven't had any for a long time and your main squeeze is deep-throating you....
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| Submitted by: WD |
31,606 views |
3.66 =
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Blinkie
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Added: 3/31/2005
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Noun
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Blowing a wad right into a chick's eye.
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| Submitted by: Buster Hymen |
31,062 views |
3.66 =
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Valtrex Vicky
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Added: 5/2/2003
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Noun
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Word for a girl with herpes
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| Submitted by: TWK TRAZ |
2,689 views |
3.66 =
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Cockness Monster
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Added: 2/18/2003
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Noun
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A dick that is abnormally large so that when you sit down to drop a duce your co...
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| Submitted by: Steve |
2,772 views |
3.65 =
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Dutch Windmill
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Added: 3/18/2005
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Noun
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Doing a girl doggie, and spanking her by windmilling your arms backwards
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| Submitted by: Badooom |
31,579 views |
3.65 =
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Vertical Smile
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Added: 3/29/2003
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Noun
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A Pussy
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| Submitted by: STACEY |
3,223 views |
3.65 =
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Factory Air
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Added: 4/4/2005
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Noun
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Definiton 1: When a chick has a horizontal gap where her inner thighs meet, supp...
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| Submitted by: noni mous |
33,156 views |
3.65 =
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carpenter's dream
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Added: 12/27/2003
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Noun
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a term for a loose girl; flat as a board and easy to nail
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| Submitted by: JW |
1,294 views |
3.65 =
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Day at the Spa
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Added: 7/25/2003
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Noun
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You cum in your hand and then wipe it on the girls face.
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| Submitted by: spagirl |
1,998 views |
3.65 =
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Blind-Puppy
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Added: 2/24/2003
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Noun
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When a girl is giving you a blow job and she rubs your dick all around her mouth...
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| Submitted by: Kindaweird |
22,673 views |
3.65 =
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Braile Tits
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Added: 3/10/2005
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Noun
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The little goose bumps around a womans nipple which are braile for "Lick Here"
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| Submitted by: infinity7_7_7 |
31,152 views |
3.65 =
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Lot Lizard
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Added: 3/28/2003
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Noun
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Truck stop whore.
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| Submitted by: Brian |
2,342 views |
3.65 =
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Cock Jockey
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Added: 3/21/2004
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Noun
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1. A Homosexual 2. One who rides the cock, much like a jockey rides a horse.
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| Submitted by: Wang Chung |
1,258 views |
3.64 =
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gold finger
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Added: 2/25/2006
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Noun
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1: the nice shinny glaze of juices on your finger after you finger a female.
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| Submitted by: spoon |
31,191 views |
3.64 =
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Neopolitan
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Added: 3/17/2003
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Noun
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To have sex with a girl who has her period,
then anal sex, and finally blowing ...
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| Submitted by: Leo Bevy |
12,999 views |
3.64 =
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Rodeo Clown
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Added: 12/20/2005
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Noun
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A prostitute or some other type of Ho or clown deep throats your dick so far tha...
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| Submitted by: Tony Micah Filter Sorum |
31,211 views |
3.64 =
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sausage wallet
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Added: 2/27/2003
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Noun
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a vagina, pussy, or cunt. Term used to describe a vagina you have sex with.
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| Submitted by: sarah |
7,734 views |
3.64 =
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Bukkake
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Added: 4/23/2003
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Noun
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When there is a lone girl in the middle of a dozen guys who blow all over her fa...
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| Submitted by: Kranky |
12,723 views |
3.64 =
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Dog in a bathtub
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Added: 11/13/2003
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Noun
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Def. 1: Inserting your ballsack and your cock in a girl when fucking her. Its ca...
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| Submitted by: Sagecocks |
15,723 views |
3.64 =
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Open Mouth Knee Hug
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Added: 6/26/2004
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Noun
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When a chick gets on her knees and opens her mouth and gives you a hug with your...
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| Submitted by: GGCOM |
2,013 views |
3.64 =
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pearl diver
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Added: 2/25/2006
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Noun
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when you are having sex in a pool or hot tub and you pull out right before you b...
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| Submitted by: stoner32084 |
31,209 views |
3.64 =
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Dirty Sanchez
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Added: 11/14/2002
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Noun
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A sexual deviation in which crap is smeared on a person's face so they look like...
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| Submitted by: Tom |
65,026 views |
3.63 =
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Gentleman's Handshake, The
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Added: 2/21/2004
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Noun
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After pounding a girl in the ass, you pull out and stick your fingers in the gap...
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| Submitted by: Team Boey |
17,119 views |
3.63 =
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doorknob, the
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Added: 3/12/2006
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Adjective
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another name for a rotten ass whore. She's like a doorknob, eveyone has had a tu...
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| Submitted by: Scott Hillman |
31,122 views |
3.63 =
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Potato-Dick
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Added: 8/31/2003
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Noun
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A thick penis with a thickness and shape similar to a (usually large)potato.
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| Submitted by: Pete |
995 views |
3.63 =
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Eye Sweat
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Added: 7/27/2003
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Noun
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The tears that emit from your girlfriend's eyes as a result of you thrusting you...
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| Submitted by: Dr. Will Fister P.H.D. |
1,032 views |
3.63 =
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dead doggie
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Added: 6/16/2005
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Noun
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Sexual position that starts with doggie style. While maintaining penetration, th...
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| Submitted by: Unclefucker |
31,688 views |
3.63 =
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pantyhose dick
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Added: 11/11/2006
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Noun
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When you pull on leg of a pair of pantyhose over your member, and you jerk off i...
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| Submitted by: faz |
31,118 views |
3.63 =
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Panty-oyster
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Added: 5/29/2003
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Noun
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The slimmy results found in a chicks panties after a load is blown
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| Submitted by: Paw |
1,933 views |
3.63 =
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Menage a Moi
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Added: 12/19/2002
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Noun
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noun. To pleasure oneself. To masterbate in private.
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| Submitted by: MIKE |
3,017 views |
3.63 =
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pubic wax
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Added: 5/28/2004
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Noun
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it's what happens when you peel dried jizz off your twat, thus pulling out your ...
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| Submitted by: GoKings |
694 views |
3.63 =
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Human Shishkabob
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Added: 3/3/2005
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Noun
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Someone taking a jimmy in the mouth and in the rear.
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| Submitted by: Damian Scott |
31,061 views |
3.63 =
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brownie points
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Added: 7/21/2005
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Noun
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chicks nipples
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| Submitted by: cbray |
31,095 views |
3.63 =
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Box of Assorted Creams
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Added: 11/11/2006
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Noun
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Promiscuous woman
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| Submitted by: Ventrilloquist Mummy |
31,001 views |
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Tight Like a Tiger
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Added: 10/5/2003
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Adjective
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Driving home from a party your girlfriend doesn't feel well and begins puking ou...
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| Submitted by: Nick aumownt |
16,737 views |
3.63 =
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ATM
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Added: 10/7/2003
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Noun
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It is an abbreviation for Ass To Mouth. When you are done anal banging a chick ...
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| Submitted by: Ronin |
6,696 views |
3.63 =
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Rim wiggle
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Added: 6/20/2003
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Noun
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The little wiggly motion a woman makes as she is trying to fit your cock up her ...
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| Submitted by: Marcus |
1,330 views |
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Pearly Whites
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Added: 12/28/2005
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Noun
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Right before you are about to bust while getting head, pull her hair back so she...
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| Submitted by: Justin Galgonsin |
31,054 views |
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Festering Hatchet Wound
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Added: 9/8/2005
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Adjective
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A girls vagina that has started to grow mold due to lack of use.
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| Submitted by: Cantine Boy |
31,045 views |
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Gecko, The
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Added: 6/19/2004
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Noun
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When you're hammering a chick, and she's about to come, ram it up her bum, and w...
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| Submitted by: Exile |
1,076 views |
3.63 =
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Brown Derby
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Added: 10/5/2004
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Noun
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A gang bang of the anal variety.
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| Submitted by: Lemmywinks |
628 views |
3.63 =
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Bronsky
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Added: 3/31/2005
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Noun
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The act of placing your face in between a large set of tits and screaming the al...
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| Submitted by: winse |
31,127 views |
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AAA
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Added: 11/15/2004
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Noun
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An acronym for Always (up for) Anal Action.
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| Submitted by: David B |
11,611 views |
3.62 =
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clamwich
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Added: 7/5/2005
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Noun
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A vagina ready for consumption.
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| Submitted by: woodgrain |
31,681 views |
3.62 =
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Party Hole
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Added: 4/16/2003
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Noun
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A slut's cunt receiving multiple dicks in one sex session
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| Submitted by: fonzy |
2,506 views |
3.62 =
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Bead Job
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Added: 3/29/2003
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Noun
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TO use anal beads.
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| Submitted by: STACEY |
3,153 views |
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Rusty Sheriff's Badge
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Added: 2/21/2003
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Noun
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An arse hole, butthole, or asshole that has not been wiped well.
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| Submitted by: JToolan |
22,573 views |
3.62 =
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Shower Bud
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Added: 1/31/2005
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Noun
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When you have a girl that's a "friend" who also likes to take showers with you a...
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| Submitted by: Bear |
31,217 views |
3.62 =
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candle holder
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Added: 1/29/2005
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Noun
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a chick who sucks so much dick, that the area around her mouth has so much crust...
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| Submitted by: jizz pappy |
31,274 views |
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