Definition 1: One who can smell someones fart and determine what the farter's last meal was and can also predict an approximate time for the farters next bowel movement.
Usage Example: I farted last night and shoved Betty's head under the sheets and she was able to tell me that I ate a hotdog with sauwerkraut for dinner. She is a great fartologist!
Fartologist
Definition 1: One who can smell someones fart and determine what the farter's last meal was and can also predict an approximate time for the farters next bowel movement.
Usage Example: I farted last night and shoved Betty's head under the sheets and she was able to tell me that I ate a hotdog with sauwerkraut for dinner. She is a great fartologist!
