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Stall Scrawls - Bathroom Wall Quotes    
One of the last untapped (and overlooked) sources of poetry is the stuff found on the stalls of the local bathroom. Sure, we've seen the usual crap, like "Call Betsy for a good time" or "My penis is huge" but occasionally while dropping the kids off at the pool we've seen genius at work. Perhaps even you have taken the time to write something creative, share it with us. Either way, read our user submitted collection of bathroom wall quotes from around the world. TurdWords.com Stall Scrawl
At TurdWords.Com, we've given you the opportunity to gain wisdom from the scrawlings of other scatalogically inclined people, such as yourself. Check out what your fellow visitors have recorded below or feel free to submit one of your own.

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Take one of our sex polls

Your big john is not as big as you think it is, please step closer to urinal
Submitted by: justin Added: 2/5/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (440 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: resterant

Whale oil beef hooked. (It's the sound not the meaning we're looking for here)
Submitted by: Ezekiel Bullwinkel Added: 2/6/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (415 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: Dagenham, Essex County, UK.

here i sit broken hearted
paid a dime and only farted
next time, i'll take a chance save a dime and shit my pants
Submitted by: darin Added: 2/6/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (3874 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: toliet in store with paid stalls

Shake it more than twice, it's masturbation.

Found at: College Urinal

Submitted by: Free Added: 2/7/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (1629 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!

Sitting on the toilet stool
trying to doo-doo,
Waiting on my bowels to move
trying to doo-doo,
I just can't take it
My butt keeps shaking
Sitting on the toilet stool
trying to doo-doo
Submitted by: Xavier Added: 2/7/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (388 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: Office building stall

I woke up this morning and i could hardly wait to ponder out my window and gaze at my estate the breeze was blowing briskly it made the flowers sway my garden was enchanting on that inspiring day. my eyes fell on a little bird with a beautiful yellow bill i beckoned him to come enlight upon my windowsil. I smiled at him with happiness and gave him a crust of bread then quickly closed the window and smashed his fucking head
Submitted by: Jordan Added: 2/9/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (386 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: MJHS

When you sit here tryin to drop a bomb
Be thankfull the cum stain is gone
cuz in this very stall me and my bitch got it on
you were lookin forward to your shittin time and i had to foil it
but if i were you i wouldnt flush the toilet
Submitted by: mason Added: 2/11/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (389 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: wrote in the bathroom at windsor high

Here I sit all broken hearted,
tried to Poop but only farted.
Submitted by: VaderMan Added: 2/12/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (470 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: my house

So this is where all the dicks hang out!
Submitted by: Slooky Added: 2/12/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (599 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: Above a urinal un Charlottetown

Sweetie, that wasn't a hotdog you ate...

Found at: resturant

Submitted by: queenofwands Added: 2/12/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (538 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!

Yes, I DID sleep with your boyfriend!
And,yes, the sex was great!
Before you two go on the mend...
Hey! My period's late!
Submitted by: queenofwands Added: 2/12/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (470 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: resturant

I'll bet my monkey can spank your monkey....
Submitted by: queenofwands Added: 2/12/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (470 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: bar

Do you like Big Boobs? These hefty's are looking for you.

Turds longer than 4 inches must be hand-lowered due to back-splash.
Submitted by: Matt Added: 2/12/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (487 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: Port-A-Potty

Q: What do women and airplanes both have in common?

A: They both have "cockpits".

Submitted by: HeyJoe Added: 2/13/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (419 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: School bathroom

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Wal-Mart both have in common?

A: They both have little boys pants half-off.

Submitted by: HeyJoe Added: 2/13/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (412 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: construction site porta-potty

Anybody can pee on the floor, be a man and shit on the ceiling.
Submitted by: badwiper Added: 2/17/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (520 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: in front of a urinal

There was a young man of Kent,
Who's nudger was terribly bent,
so to save time and trouble
he shoved it in doubled and
instead of cumming he WENT!!
Submitted by: Frank (Taffo ) Added: 2/26/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (512 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: GENTSat The Bell in Bristol

When this noble hall you enter
to dispose of what you eat,
please try to put it in the center,
and not all round the FUCKING SEAT !!!
Submitted by: Frank (Taffo ) Added: 2/26/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (1162 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: R.A. Barracks (SHEERNESS)

Sitting on the toilet bowl
Stranded here without a roll
Should I take it like a man
Should I wipe it with my hand
Jesus Christ I need a plan
Submitted by: rene and lance Added: 2/26/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (474 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: penthouse

Written on wall behind toilet: Look in the ceiling! (Arrow pointing upwards)

Written in the middle of the ceiling: Watch where you're peeing!

And sure as hell, my aim was a little off.

Submitted by: Moonhawk Added: 2/27/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (444 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: My old school

No matter how you wiggle
And how you dance
The last two drops
Go in your pants
Submitted by: DanTheManFromSudan Added: 3/5/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (446 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: Stephen King book I think

Here I sit, same as ever
Took a dump, pulled the lever
The toilet clogged, the water flowed
Look out world, it's a mother load!!!
Submitted by: John Added: 3/11/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (454 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: High school bathroom

Standing in eternal bliss...
Listening to the rippling piss...
Now and then a splash is heard...
Of some far off falling turd...
Submitted by: Beard Added: 3/11/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (3421 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: College dorm shitter

We don't pee in your pool,
so please don't swim in our toilet.

Submitted by: Gruunt Added: 3/12/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (520 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: Comic Store bathroom

You're drinking American beer? Cut out the middle man...piss in your glass and save a fortune.
Submitted by: Chubby Checker Added: 3/17/2003 Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star Stall Scrawl Star (452 votes) Vote:   This is great! This sucks!
Found At: Above urinal in LONDON Pub

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