 Ass Hush |
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 Definition 1: While quite ready to take a piss in the public restroom, you realize that a fart is meandering its way down to your ass hole. There are far too many people in the restroom at this time so you dont want everyone to hear you fart, but you have to piss BADLY! So you place your finger across your asshole, much like you would across your mouth when you tell someone to "shhh". You now can piss in peace without that sneaky fart popping out its ugly head. |
 Usage Example: When I sat down on the toilet to piss I heard some of the cool college girls I know come in. As I was pissing I realized I had to fart so I had to reach around and give myself an Ass Hush! Goddamn I would have been humiliated if I would have farted in front of them. |
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Submitted by Naomi
on 3/9/2006
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