Definition 1: The poltergeist is an elusive lower gastrio-intestinal problem that causes rumblings and an insane need to fart, but only when the timing is such that it makes it impossible to fart to relieve the pain/pressure.
Usage Example: That god-damned poltergeist made it's presence known while around my girlfriend's parents, but vanished completely when I ran to the bathroom.
poltergeist, the
Definition 1: The poltergeist is an elusive lower gastrio-intestinal problem that causes rumblings and an insane need to fart, but only when the timing is such that it makes it impossible to fart to relieve the pain/pressure.
Usage Example: That god-damned poltergeist made it's presence known while around my girlfriend's parents, but vanished completely when I ran to the bathroom.
