Definition 1: After eating 2 orders of nachos with extra guacamole and chili's, you proceed to take a massive shit on your girls head and mold it into the shape of a top-hat.
Usage Example: Jill was complaining that she was having a bad hair day. After I gave her a Mexican Top-Hat she cheered right up.
Mexican Top-Hat
Definition 1: After eating 2 orders of nachos with extra guacamole and chili's, you proceed to take a massive shit on your girls head and mold it into the shape of a top-hat.
Usage Example: Jill was complaining that she was having a bad hair day. After I gave her a Mexican Top-Hat she cheered right up.
