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Instant Messenger

Noun

Definition 1: Put a cell phone on vibrate, then insert it into a chicks ass. Proceed to call it over and over

Usage Example: I was too drunk to fuck, so I gave her an instant messenger instead.

Submitted by Jesse Hoffart on 9/25/2005

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