Definition 1: Having being really constipated and after eating a whole lotta fiber, you shit a turd so big, painful and knobby it is like giving birth thru your asshole!
Usage Example: Hey Doctor! Can I have an epidermal? I haven't taken a dump in 2 weeks and I fear I am going to have an Ass Baby!
Ass Baby
Definition 1: Having being really constipated and after eating a whole lotta fiber, you shit a turd so big, painful and knobby it is like giving birth thru your asshole!
Usage Example: Hey Doctor! Can I have an epidermal? I haven't taken a dump in 2 weeks and I fear I am going to have an Ass Baby!
