Definition 1: The accumulation of massive amounts of hair around the ass of a woman. Also know as the ugly cousin to the buttstache.
Usage Example: After pounding aunt betty, I rolled her ass over and was horrified to see what I initially thought was a chia pet in a leglock, but thankfully it was just her overgrown ass beard.
Ass Beard
Definition 1: The accumulation of massive amounts of hair around the ass of a woman. Also know as the ugly cousin to the buttstache.
Usage Example: After pounding aunt betty, I rolled her ass over and was horrified to see what I initially thought was a chia pet in a leglock, but thankfully it was just her overgrown ass beard.
