Definition 1: Dressing up like alf, and pleasuring yourself while fantasizing about Rabbits.
Must be performed whilst consuming massive amounts of coffee, and expelling gas of the fecal type.
Also known as "Stroking the dead leg"
Usage Example: So mike, i herd you have become the skalf king! Nice job.
Skalfing
Definition 1: Dressing up like alf, and pleasuring yourself while fantasizing about Rabbits.
Must be performed whilst consuming massive amounts of coffee, and expelling gas of the fecal type.
Also known as "Stroking the dead leg"
Usage Example: So mike, i herd you have become the skalf king! Nice job.
