Definition 1: When your down to that last bit of toilet paper, so you spread your ass & sit on the shitter so the turd squeezes by, touching as little ass cheek as possible.
Usage Example: The t.p. supply was low so I carefully spread my ass cheeks, ensuring a clean swipe with what little shit tickets I had.
Spread Saver
Definition 1: When your down to that last bit of toilet paper, so you spread your ass & sit on the shitter so the turd squeezes by, touching as little ass cheek as possible.
Usage Example: The t.p. supply was low so I carefully spread my ass cheeks, ensuring a clean swipe with what little shit tickets I had.
