Definition 1: Audio journal, typically tape-recorded on site, describing one's dump-in-progress, in the spirit of Picard's Captain's Log aboard the Starship Enterprise; description/classification of actual turds is paramount.
Usage Example: "Dump log supplemental: it's two in the morning and one turd thus far to speak of. It's coffee-brown, dappled with green celery-flecks, and..."
Dump Log
Definition 1: Audio journal, typically tape-recorded on site, describing one's dump-in-progress, in the spirit of Picard's Captain's Log aboard the Starship Enterprise; description/classification of actual turds is paramount.
Usage Example: "Dump log supplemental: it's two in the morning and one turd thus far to speak of. It's coffee-brown, dappled with green celery-flecks, and..."
