Definition 1: After your girl falls asleep, you take a shit in the bed next to her. Then you spoon her from behind, and nudge her awake and ask her to roll over, so she flattens out your poo.
Usage Example: My girlfriend was being a bitch to me last night, so I gave her a steam roller and blamed the poo on her dog.
Steam Roller
Definition 1: After your girl falls asleep, you take a shit in the bed next to her. Then you spoon her from behind, and nudge her awake and ask her to roll over, so she flattens out your poo.
Usage Example: My girlfriend was being a bitch to me last night, so I gave her a steam roller and blamed the poo on her dog.
