Definition 1: When your bitch is jerking you off or sucking you off but isn't slutty enough to let you blow in her mouth, she just lets the wad land on the sofa.
Usage Example: She gives a great hand job, but I had to clean up the couch mayo after I kicked her ass out for the night.
Couch Mayo
Definition 1: When your bitch is jerking you off or sucking you off but isn't slutty enough to let you blow in her mouth, she just lets the wad land on the sofa.
Usage Example: She gives a great hand job, but I had to clean up the couch mayo after I kicked her ass out for the night.
