Definition 1: When you are in public and have diarrhea and you crap you pants. The diarrhea then drips down your legs, covering them in brown poo. Consequently, you are forced to spread your legs and waddle to the nearest restroom.
Usage Example: Hey! That kid running to the hotel is doing the Saratoga Brown-Legged Waddle.
Saratoga Brown-Legged Waddle, The
Definition 1: When you are in public and have diarrhea and you crap you pants. The diarrhea then drips down your legs, covering them in brown poo. Consequently, you are forced to spread your legs and waddle to the nearest restroom.
Usage Example: Hey! That kid running to the hotel is doing the Saratoga Brown-Legged Waddle.
