Definition 1: N. A wet and cold semen stain that you discover (uncomfortably) after having sex by laying down on the sheet and getting a cold sticky shock.
Usage Example: After slamming Rachel last night I rolled into not one, but two glazed blanket puddles.
Glazed Blanket Puddles
Definition 1: N. A wet and cold semen stain that you discover (uncomfortably) after having sex by laying down on the sheet and getting a cold sticky shock.
Usage Example: After slamming Rachel last night I rolled into not one, but two glazed blanket puddles.
