Definition 1: 1. a turd so mighty, it can only be pooped out in the privacy of your own home.
2. a fat lazy piece of shit that never leaves the house i.e: a freeloader
Usage Example: I'm sorry for speding officer, but, you see, I've got this massive home log brewing right now, lemme go sir, I have an enemy at the gate...
Home log
Definition 1: 1. a turd so mighty, it can only be pooped out in the privacy of your own home.
2. a fat lazy piece of shit that never leaves the house i.e: a freeloader
Usage Example: I'm sorry for speding officer, but, you see, I've got this massive home log brewing right now, lemme go sir, I have an enemy at the gate...
