Definition 1: When you shit out a turd the size and shape of a baseball with the force of a catagory 5 hurricane followed by five minutes of nasty mississippi mud so caustic that the bowl-splash burns your ass cheeks.
Usage Example: Last night I had a new orleans splitter so awful that I lost 3 layers of skin off my ass.
New Orleans Splitter
Definition 1: When you shit out a turd the size and shape of a baseball with the force of a catagory 5 hurricane followed by five minutes of nasty mississippi mud so caustic that the bowl-splash burns your ass cheeks.
Usage Example: Last night I had a new orleans splitter so awful that I lost 3 layers of skin off my ass.
